Backhanded matchmaker
By Highroller_17 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States
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By Highroller_17 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States
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By smh - 10/09/2015 06:09 - Canada
OP here, many thanks to those that saw the humor in this! For those that think "YDI", you should know that this happened a VERY long time ago and my kids have all grown up to be successful adults with rich fulfilling lives...