Nailed it

By anon - 21/12/2013 14:13 - United States - Lehigh Acres

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Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
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Zebediabolical 40

Rule #1: Women are responsible for their own pleasure. If they can't or won't take an active part in getting what they want they deserve all the shitty sex they get. Rule #2: That goes for men too.

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karlcolt45 19

she was clearly checking to see that they weren't chipped, she wants to look her best when she's having her world rocked...to sleep

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lil_mars 1

Just talk to her. Ask her what she likes, dislikes, and what she'd like to do more or try out. What are her fantasies? Any secret fetishes? If she's not a stupid bitch, she'll work with you until you BOTH have a fulfilling sex life. You got this, OP.

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somuchfeels 11

You know what keeps shit exciting? Donkey punching.

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swick25 22

#32, Yes Donkey Punching your partner is sound advice. Even better that said advice is coming from a 16yr old who is either still a virgin or has very little sexual experience. I must remind myself the next time that I am having a sex problem for your amazing advice due to your mature and oh so many sexual escapades!!!! ******* idiot

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mete_orito 34

Tell her to scratch your back with them next time you do it.

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cloud1138 10

If you're doing it right her nails should be digging into ur back

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Dawnstempest 17

See, I never got that. Going one way like that always just struck me as abuse. Let's flip it for fun, so if she's doing it right she should be red and bleeding down her back? It supposed to be a fun time for both people not just "Ohh haha, he's doing it right look at him bleed." Now don't get me wrong, I'm into stuff that's above and beyond a little scratches... But it's agreed upon before hand, and it goes both ways in equal measure... Going just one way like that and thinking it is okay without consent is just abuse.

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davincidasecond 24

Well, did you throw cum in her face to get her attention?

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papasmurf6358 3

did you get a little rough and chip one of them? kudos!

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Ashh91x 4

The answer is find a better sexual partner.

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saocrates 16

Or try to work with her to become a better one since they are dating and all....

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allmidnighteyes 10

Or you know, he could talk to her about what he could do better and they could sit down and have a serious conversation about their sex life. But you know, just saying "I don't like this one, can I have another" works just as well.

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