Nailed it

By anon - 21/12/2013 14:13 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
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fullalove 23

She kept looking at her watch DOESN'T MATTER HAD SEX! But I cried the whole time DOESN'T MATTER HAD SEX! I think she might have been a racist. DOESN'T MATTER HAD SEX! She put a bag on my head STILL COUNTS!

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redwing_fml 1

spend more time pleasuring her.

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thundermoo 16

This means you're doing it wrong. Pay attention to pleasing her too?

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WhiteZoneRedZone 6

Next time try eating a pastrami sandwich if things are getting dull. If that doesn't help then start watching some Netflix...

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snowdreak 12

Communicate with her during non-sex times and ask her what she might want to try! Or find one of her "spots" and buy a novelty item for it

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mwcowboy 2

jump the curb, thatll get her attention

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flamy676 9

Don't get too down on yourself op, many women have trouble keeping their mind on sex during intercourse. Just ask her what things she wants to try in bed and try to spice things up. As a woman I can tell you our minds tend to wander keep her involved and try new things

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Jivesliven 24

That was me this morning.. hopefully this isn't my boyfriend's fml though.

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