Major red flag

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 17:15 - Estonia

Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
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amart402 0

so break up with him. duh.

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kyaquatel 0

leave him before he does something drastic like take a bite out of you.

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ISLIM_SHADYI 0

Estonia? I had a geo quiz on that today

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Fedor_is_KING 0

BF may have a point. I need to know exactly what type of burger and how big said bite was, only then can I give my thoughts on the matter. Burgers are ******* delicious that's why.

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SmellDaPurp 0

ur so dum;; evn if it hes burger dat dunt meen he gotta b a dikhead bout it.. lol that one is for snickies.

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bballer32 0

Your sentances are very poor. Also, ain't ain't a word. (I'm just kidding about the ain't part)

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xundria 5

Would it be too much to tell you that it's spelled "sentence?"

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Physcomerk 0

wow snickercracker, learn how to spell you boob, it's "what". duh

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wordgirl 0

Is that your IQ? Not the 112, but the part that says ZERO. :p

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Taipan_fml 0

YOU lucky yo ghetto ass pass firs grade, ain't nobody educated talkin lak dis goodlawd...

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iSwag 0

I agree with Fedor_Is_KING

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tisiphone_fml 0

Yeah, it kind of bugs me when the person I'm at dinner with just *has* to "try a bite" of what I'm eating and eats a whole lot of it. Especially if he or she "wasn't hungry" enough to buy one. Maybe not enough to break up with somebody, but it is annoying. And burgers are delicious...

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kaleid0scopeEyes 0

I disagree with the "guy" who has a kissy face picture

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hihoney07 0

sounds like you're dating a douchebag

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askantha 0

u should shove a hamburger and a hotdog in is ass.. and kick him on his back , dump the loser..

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voveraite 7

Ahahaha, nice try with the cultural relativism. Newsflash, the BFs reaction is considered idiocy ANYWHERE in Europe, Estonia included. And while not everything can be categorized in right or wrong, some things are. And no, she couldn't have guessed his asinine reaction. OTOH, it's common courtesy to ask before trying one's food. And common sense not to overreact like that. Edit: wrong target, I was replying to smn else

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Misguided_Ghost 0

then and there? wtf?

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benen 0

that's something I would do. this is not an fml cuz he didn't break up with u and he wuz probably kidding about breaking up with you plus YDI for being a fat lard and eating peoples food

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angelsouad 0

ummm no I'm pretty sure her bfs the fatass and one little bite is not gonna do any harm. so go **** yourself asshole.

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lonely_heart_89 6

you shouldve replied "well im lucky im breaking up with you now"

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Misguided_Ghost 0

food is the way to a mans heart; duh you should know that by now. (; right guys? unless it's a sickninded pervert freak. you know what that means.

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