Major red flag

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 17:15 - Estonia

Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
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amart402 0

so break up with him. duh.

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Twin_Uzis 0

YDI for whining about being too fat and turning him down when he offered to buy you something, then eating his food anyway.

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p1ss3d0ff 0

lmao. this was funny. YDI for not eating your own damn food. some ppl don't like getting their food touched/sharing. YDI ++YDI

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alyssaisthebest 0

haha that's wayyyyy to funny!!! I would have said dude listen if you threaten me like that again I WILL break up with you bitch!

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Jewelofagal 2

Long before you get to the point where you'd SAY that, the relationship is already over.

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imdeborah 0

what an asshole.

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invis 0

YDI. in some countries you get killed for eating other peoples food >:O

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xHabsfanx 0

And which countries are those?

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CrimsonWolf1294 0

dude's a ******* fag. get rid of that dude

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astro_plastic 0

^ Your name sounds like a Danzig song, which is way cool. But don't ruin it by being a douche throwing around the "fag" word.

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Redders123 1

I'd have soooo dumped that jerk on the spot. What an A$$!!

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