Major red flag

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 17:15 - Estonia

Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 628
You deserved it 10 502
Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

amart402 0

so break up with him. duh.

185 7

Comments

taigo 0

clearly he's a douche bag. find someone better

0 0
DudeImAGirl 0

Er You should've spat the burger back in his face.

0 0
muffinsareyummy 1

TBCH, I hate it when people take bites out of my food too.

2 0
brianjman14 22

u shulda begged for forgiveness u never touch a mans food, woman

0 1
astro_plastic 0

If you're going to be a misogynist, at least attempt to sound literate.

1 0
HiddenAce91 6

@OP End it now Like the people at the top say. He's most likely going to be a wife beater one day.

0 0
turtletamer 1

Ask him if he's part dog or something. I've only seen my dogs go batshit crazy fighting over treats. Re-condition him. If Pavlov can do it so can you!

0 0
XanimalloverX 0

what a baby and a douchbag I say dump his immature ass

0 0
9010649 3

tell him to put one hand directly out in front of him, palm facing him, and put the other right behind that, then repeatedly strike his mouth as hard as he can so then he won't bitch about a chunk of his hamburger missing and he'll lose weight cuz he's a big FATTY!

0 0