Leave Me Alone

By gordogs 25 - 04/04/2012 10:53 - New Zealand - Auckland

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Today, I woke up for the third time in a row from a wet dream about my ex-girlfriend. I'm currently on my honeymoon. FML
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DocBastard 38

So your ex is hotter than your wife. So what? Enjoy your dreams, and then you can wake up and enjoy your wife. You win twice!

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OhYeahItsDannie 0

I would not want a husband like you :/

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SexPot143 13

And you got married why? YDI ass hole

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IXChaosDragonXI 13

That's not technically a bad thing. It just means that she had a certain powerful impact on whatever it is you're dreaming about, in this case sex. It doesn't mean you're marrying the wrong person.

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ModernZelda 19

If you are more sexually attracted to your ex rather than your wife, you really need to do some rethinking OP.

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kate_Q 6

Looks like you made the wrong choice in partner..

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downlowjigelow02 11

that is surprisingly normal a lot of us guys had the wedding night dreams

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ThLast_Huntr22 7

That's ok, love is a reaction you get by being with people. Arousement is from how hot the person is

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