Leave Me Alone

By gordogs 25 - 04/04/2012 10:53 - New Zealand - Auckland

Spicy
Today, I woke up for the third time in a row from a wet dream about my ex-girlfriend. I'm currently on my honeymoon. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 147
You deserved it 13 053

Same thing different taste

Top comments

So your ex is hotter than your wife. So what? Enjoy your dreams, and then you can wake up and enjoy your wife. You win twice!

Comments

natepooch 4

and to prove my point even more, you just got thumbed down...again

Something about this is not right...... I wonder what it is.......

You're having wet dreams on your honeymoon? Why not just have sex instead, like a normal newlywed couple O: And please don't ever admit to your wife about who you were dreaming about if she notices one of your incidences... that will most likely destroy her /: You can't help who you dream about, but she's going to take it the wrong way if she finds out and look too much into it.

Let's hope you don't talk in your sleep...

Marchaleigh 9

it doesn't mean anything nerves and stress from getting married alone can cause doubts or crazy dreams plus if you are sexually frustrated at all it doesn't matter who it is. it can turn you on in a pinch and subconceissly (however you spell it) your mind just went too someone either you had been sexually satisfied with or that was fresh in your mind

Someone's gotta learn to take a hint.

meowmeowmeow7 2

Why are you on FML on your honeymoon? Must not be that great

I've been having wet dreams about my ex too they have been happening so frequently my girlfriend said she'd "get to the bottom of it" so now she is denying sex to research why these wet dreams were happening

mogaconga 4

I rarely comment on FMLs, but I'm feeling nice right now so I'll just hope you end up seeing this, and hope more that you've realized this yourself already. First off, do NOT panic. This doesn't have to mean anything. You're not screwed, and your marriage isn't screwed, especially if you have any semblance of self-control so that there's no chance you'll ever actually follow up on your dreams (if there were ever a chance it would happen, anyway). Dreams are dreams. Some believe they mean something and some say it's just random thoughts manifested in visuals while your brain takes a break but is still working. I personally think it's a bit of both, but my opinion on the matter is irrelevant here. What I'm trying to say is, you can't help what you dream. Chance are, these sex dreams are just a fluke. That is, unless it's your mind acting to cues that you aren't picking up on while you're awake. There's a rational explanation to that too. I had a couple sex dreams before I got married, I don't happen to know who they were with, and they could very well have been my wife and I didn't see her (I like to pretend that's the case just because it does feel dirty even to dream about it). I chalked it up to jitters, and I was right. I haven't had any afterward, but there's a perfectly reasonable explanation to why you (and others) have. See, for some (myself included) the jitters don't stop right after the wedding. You're on your honeymoon, so you just started out. After the first sex dream maybe you freaked a little bit, wondered why you would dream about that sort of thing, pondered on it a little too hard, maybe felt a little guilty. Suddenly, the jitters come back in the form of "Oh hell I just got married and had a sex dream, did I do the wrong thing," or whatever. If that's the case, you're still fine. It's easy to worry about the future, considering if the idea of "until death" hadn't hit you before the wedding, it's sure as hell hit now. What happens when the sex starts to slow down? Will she still be satisfied later on? Will I always be as good as she made me out to be before we got married? If you're not worried about it consciously, there may be a part of you that's nagging - try and find it, and if you do, ignore it (sounds contradictory but once you can admit it you can reason it out). Yes, marriages fail. It takes determination, hard work, and the will to never give up. You told her, in front of many witness (I'm guessing) that that's exactly what you would do. So do it. Don't let this freak you out, you're just settling in. You're in for a lifetime of hard work to keep things going, but she is too. And trust me, marriage is one hell of a trip and worth anything you have to do to keep it going. Just keep that in mind, don't take it personally when your brain betrays you with dreams of other women, and whatever you do, don't panic. Oh also, congratulations.

All it means is that your ex was a part of your life. Who cares. Happy honey mooning