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By kayak probs - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Newtown

Today, I finished the kayak I have been working on for four years. I can't get it out of my basement. FML
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UnoriGal 17

Anyone else thinking of NCIS while reading this? OP should try and disassemble the kayak into parts that can make it out the door then reassemble it, no? (I have no idea whether that would actually work with kayaks though...) Either way, good luck, OP!

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EpicJman2828 11

This reminds me of a story of a man who built a lamborghini in his basement and to get it out he demolished a wall in the basement and drove out....true story

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Waspinator1998 21

That kind of reminds me of the story about a man who built a car in his basement, then has to drive it through one of the walls to get it out.

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tgabes 9

They have these awesome new devices!! they actually measure the size of anything you put it up to... its called a tape measure. Maybe you should invest

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pdp_fml 21

Sorry Op, you deserve it. You should have known that that kayak should have been built in the garage.

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riddenhopes 13

Can you not turn it on it's side to get it through? >_>

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cookie1207 19

YDI !!!! What were you thinking?! Just plain dumb!

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Meeeooowww 9

One solution: fill your basement with water and have fun!

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Ilikeburritos 4

Well you should be like the guy who built a Ferrari in his basement.... Break down the walls and worry about the repercussions later.

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