Kinda weird

By god - 29/04/2014 18:48 - United Kingdom - Livingston

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Today, while at a restaurant with my husband for our 4-year anniversary, he kept behaving strangely, breathing deeply and eventually sighing happily. I thought the wine had just gone to his head. Nope; he proudly admitted later that he'd jerked off without anyone noticing, even me. FML
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PossiblyInDanger 24

At least you didn't find out he was cheating on you.

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niallo 23

At least he kept a good grip on the situation.

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Whitetommy 8

wow.....the world is colourful indeed!

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PikaFruit 6

Um wow you can't tell when your husband is having an ******? Your sex life must be awesome.

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miss_amphetamine 24

Maybe it's just a fetish, he's into exhibitionist stuff, or gets off on the fear of getting caught? I don't think it means their sex life sucks. Maybe next time OP should try doing it for him under the table. ;)

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moot_chan 18

I'm sorry he did that, but it does take skill

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criley221 19

WTF is wrong with your husband! That's rude as hell and absolutely disgusting behavior at a restaurant. Just deplorable.... probably has a tiny penis complex or a serious mental illness.

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BloodyButUnbowed 32

My brain refused to believe that a grown man would do this and added a teenaged son to the story. I had to read this four times before my brain admitted it was your husband. FYL for sure.

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