Creeper Alert

By "of fucking course" - 05/09/2017 06:00

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Today, I was feeling a little frisky and started making out with my husband on our couch. He had just taken off my shirt when a strange smell hit my nose. I turned my head and saw my alcoholic neighbor with a cigarette in his hand, watching the entire thing unfold. FML
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Dave_Davington 33

That's a lesson for you, kids. Before getting frisky, always smell the area to make sure it's clear of pervs.

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Dave_Davington 33

That's a lesson for you, kids. Before getting frisky, always smell the area to make sure it's clear of pervs.

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Lobby_Bee 17

He better pay up, shows ain't free.

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tonyfan00 38

Was he naked? Did you let him take part!? We need the details!!

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RichardPencil 30

Did your husband lose a bet to your neighbor?

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sophiehelen 32

I mis read that as coach originally and said YDI cause you're in public then realised I was stupid so I'm sorry

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

There's a wonderful invention called curtains. I suggest using them.

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of fucking course 9

He was inside the house. He broke in to ask if we had any extra beer.

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davecross 11

Sorry neighbor you can watch but you have to put out the cigarette and I hope you brought enough booze for the three of us

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raven_of_azarath 34

Was he inside or outside? Cuz if you could smell him standing there, wouldn't he be inside? But how'd he get inside?

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davecross 11

Obviously the window was open or she would have said her smelly neighbor was inside the house

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