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I like what I like

By Anime - 17/02/2025 03:00 - Poland - Poznan

Spicy

Today, I realized that after years of watching Hentai I can only ejaculate while hearing Anime voices. FML

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Welcome to the rest of your life

By no ohhhh - 14/05/2022 02:01

Spicy

Today, I finally had sex after 3 long years. It lasted less than a minute, followed by 2 hours of talking about anime.. I'm in my 30s. FML

I agree, your life sucks 929

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Turn off

By no no no - 21/03/2023 02:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend decided to "spice up sex" by talking like an anime character. We had to stop after the line, "Your vagina will crumble before the power of my Hypercock!" FML

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You deserved it 321

Stimulating

By Wow - 13/03/2012 04:38 - United States

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Today, I realized that I am so sexually deprived that I get aroused when plugging my headphones into my computer. FML

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By jakeeey - 18/01/2013 01:16 - Canada - Brampton

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Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML

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You deserved it 10 941

By weeping_angel_ - 12/07/2014 14:00 - United States - Cortland

Spicy

Today, I was watching adult videos in my apartment. I'm deaf, so I didn't realize my volume was at full blast until I put my hand over the speaker. FML

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You deserved it 13 989

Kiss from a rose

By sealy - 28/12/2010 07:44 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was told I sound like a seal barking when I orgasm. FML

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You deserved it 7 881

Lookalike

By titmeister - 28/06/2016 16:30 - United States - Bayonne

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Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend is dating me is because I look like his favorite Hentai character. FML

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You deserved it 1 587

By the critic - 18/06/2012 10:22 - Canada - Saint Catharines

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Today, I realized I have been single for far too long when I was turning off porno after porno because I couldn't stand the horrible acting. FML

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You deserved it 6 032

Sexy times

By Anonymous - 01/04/2022 03:00 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend turned down sex so he could masturbate to his favourite Japanese cartoon porn. I was obviously horny but his compromise was to offer to watch it and masturbate together. I’m an adult damnit, I want sex, not pissing cartoons. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 580

You deserved it 353

What are you doing?

By dating a moron - 14/12/2014 17:30 - United States - Dearborn

Spicy

Today, as I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, she started doing stupidly fake moaning, which then went really high-pitched like a little girl's, killing my hard-on. She says she thought that because I'm Japanese-American, I'd only be able to come if she copied "those Japanese pornstars". FML

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jobekka 20

Monday 17 February 2025 10:27

maybe take a break from the ****?

H_1775845996 7

Monday 17 February 2025 18:35

you might wanna see someone for that..........

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jobekka 20

Monday 17 February 2025 10:27

maybe take a break from the ****?

Lost Reggie 21

Monday 17 February 2025 14:25

ar least it isn't milk and a little bit of the ultra violence.

H_1775845996 7

Monday 17 February 2025 18:35

you might wanna see someone for that..........

poopface82 23

Thursday 20 February 2025 21:59

Perhaps if you want an actual sexual relationship, try putting in an ear bud and playing the stuff you like in your ear as a way of transitioning your mind off that sort of thing or begin to associate the voices with the sex you want. Sort of a Pavlovian thing.

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Today, it's my first day off in over two months. My colleagues disagree - they won't stop calling me. I'm not allowed to turn my phone off. FML

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Today, my son finally stood up to his bully and gave him a smashing that he damn well deserved. I’m desperate to tell him how proud I am, but my wife won’t let me because “we’re not raising a thug” and after 17 years of marriage, I’ve learned arguing with her is pointless. FML

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Today, I've been asking for help to close up store for the last 7 months, at the height of a global pandemic. My boss's excuse for no help? Joe Biden and the government is keeping everyone who would earn 10 dollars an hour from working, because they are all lazy. Joe wasn't president 7 months ago. FML

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Today, my son told me he liked a girl at school. I told him to be extra sweet to her, carry her bag, and make every day brighter for her. My husband snorted and said, "That's simp shit. Don't do any of that. Act like a man, and if she's not into you, shrug and move on." FML

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Today, my mother opened her birthday gift in front of my entire family. Two days ago, I ordered an essential oil diffuser and flesh light from Amazon. Guess which one she got? FML

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Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML

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