Animals: I like what I like - FML

I like what I like

By Aled - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 122

You deserved it 3 378

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Every day is Caturday

By Anonymous - 16/11/2012 00:36 - United States - Panama City

Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML

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You deserved it 1 835

By izu - 16/09/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML

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By whymomwhy - 11/07/2015 17:20 - United States - Salem

Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United States

Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML

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Tasty!

By Andrew Williams - 12/01/2023 06:00

Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML

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You deserved it 807

By jsmills92 - 21/12/2012 00:26 - United States - Cranston

Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML

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You deserved it 4 456

Sounds wonderful

By hermit's life - 25/12/2016 07:11 - United States - Sellersburg

Today, I learned that instead of spending Christmas alone with my cat, enjoying chicken quesadillas and a tin of tuna while watching only the best cartoons, my mother's coming over. FML

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You deserved it 1 370

By iGreen - 09/07/2011 14:34 - Canada

Today, my mom cooked her dog some potatoes, carrots, beef, rice and peas. She cooks better food for her dog than she will for our family. FML

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You deserved it 3 631

Fatal decision

By juliette - 07/02/2015 05:13 - United States - Astoria

Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML

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You deserved it 2 532

By alexbobalex - 11/01/2010 07:23 - Aland Islands

Today, my mom found a pack of cigarettes in my pocket. She hates smoking, so she tore every single cigarette to pieces, then emptied a bag of kitty litter on them. On my bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 926

You deserved it 57 656

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Thursday 17 February 2011 18:59

By "cat biscuits," do you mean those biscuit treats you feed cats or actual biscuits made of cats? The second item would explain why you don't have a cat, among other animals/objects. Either way, make sure to get your mom spayed and/or neutered.

kamikrazy 6

Thursday 17 February 2011 18:57

Now you do...

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coryadam23 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 20:45

I guess Scooby Snacks work on Mom's too =D

LemonStarship 5

Thursday 17 February 2011 20:52

LEGIT

KingDingALing 9

Thursday 17 February 2011 21:07

I applaude Robin for beating you to the joke, Doc. You've been hogging the QDB since the start! It's time for a change!

blahblahblah5_x 13

Thursday 17 February 2011 21:07

Why on earth..

NeverShoutHaylee 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 21:25

She could go on "My Strange Addiction". Don't you get money for being on there?

Calyx_fml 21

Thursday 17 February 2011 22:13

I heard your mom likes eating pussy, not pussy food. Maybe misunderstood.

i_love_grrr 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 22:20

wtf? lol gross

tona01 16

Thursday 17 February 2011 22:53

it was a joke

jewels1877 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 23:17

Don't be concerned if she hops up on the tables and starts cleaning her privates.. Juss saying.

ashrandom 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 23:37

It's time they feature her on 'My Strange Addiction'.

catatonicsleep 17

Friday 18 February 2011 0:22

Don't think we have it yet... but when they do a UK version...

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Today, I got feedback on an essay I wrote, by my mum who is also a teacher. She said it was 'worse than most of her pupils'. She teaches 10-year-olds. I'm a 20-year-old student at university. FML

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