Honest

By fml1977 - 04/03/2010 06:43 - United States

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Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
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kirbcheck76 3

does your hand fall asleep also?

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li_vikki 0

you needa do a better job then

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Ucla_cupcake 0

It's ok. This happens to me at times, but only because sex makes me sleepy and tired after a while.

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11wanda11 6

who goes from moaning to bored just like that? just saying!!!

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Own3d_by_NY 0

that's pretty bad if she can't even fake it anymore and outright says she's bored. time for you to learn some new tricks or step aside

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11wanda11 6

maybe if she stop faking it and actually got into it she might enjoy her self. FYL but FHL even more for being a faking ho

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goonie85 0

Maybe it took too long. I know I wanna handle my business and roll over and sleep. Women do not always want long, drawn out "I can go forever" sex. It starts to chafe.

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mileycyrusisgay 0

"Dont want no short dick man". ㅠㅠ

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okieraider71 4

If you don't make a woman climax at least 3 times (with your mouth) before you cram it in, you will never be remembered as a good lover. Unless she is one of these bitches that won't kiss you after you eat her.

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okieraider71 4

All a man needs for sex is a place. A woman needs a purpose. Take the time to figure out her "purpose", and it will be the greatest sex either of you ever had.

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mrguy266 0

Well if it was his first time, she would be dissappointed rather than bored.. But if you take too long to finish, the ladies will be dissappointed and bored lol

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