Intimacy: Honest - FML

Honest

By fml1977 - 04/03/2010 06:43 - United States

Spicy

Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

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Same thing different taste

Really into it

By ThePopeMan - 17/03/2009 17:42 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML

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Snoozefest

By notsogood - 08/11/2013 20:02 - United States

Spicy

Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 08:45 - Canada - Richmond

Spicy

Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML

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By katie - 25/05/2011 08:23

Spicy

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

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Nailed it

By anon - 21/12/2013 14:13 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML

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Bored

By Taylor parsons - 29/10/2010 04:48 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML

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By ryan - 10/02/2010 15:08 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML

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By beaverless - 02/05/2011 20:26 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2014 21:04 - United Kingdom - Wrexham

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML

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Get on with it

By KaRaSu - 22/11/2008 12:24 - France

Spicy

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML

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Top comments

kirbcheck76 3

Thursday 4 March 2010 12:14

does your hand fall asleep also?

li_vikki 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 12:11

you needa do a better job then

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rideacowgirl11 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 14:43

hahaha.

XR6Falcon 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 14:44

sucks to be you

buggybeauty 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 15:13

YDI. stop being selfish and learn how to please her

Twichl 4

Thursday 4 March 2010 15:21

Try harder.

iloveloosy12 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 15:25

you fail

melsababe 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 15:32

lol clearly u need to spice things up

Incendie 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 15:41

more like a FHL since you can't even spice things up. YDI

Igor_g5 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 15:41

Guess you aren't very good. My GF never gets bored during sex.

t0mriddle 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 15:47

most women just can't be pleased

11wanda11 6

Thursday 4 March 2010 15:55

maybe if she stops faking it and takes the time to actually get into it and enjoy sex things may be different, FYL!!! but FHL even more, man, get rid of her an find someone genuine!

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