Honest

fml1977 - 04/03/2010 06:43 - United States

Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
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kirbcheck76 3

does your hand fall asleep also?

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li_vikki 0

you needa do a better job then

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Sargon_of_Akkad 0

That's when you whip out the emergency top hat, monocle, and cane, and pretend to be a villainous oil tycoon wanting to purchase and destroy an orphanage to drill for more oil. Then you explain how she must make you ejaculate so that you will be in no condition to operate heavy machinery, thus thwarting all your plans. C'mon this is like rule #3 of intercourse.

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king633 0

Change hole, go anal!

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TheDrummingResul 0

Male Enhancement!!!

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rockerbaby3192 0

hahahaha I've done that

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thugzy510 0

U should of stuck it in her ass

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SJRsooner 17

There's a reason we wait until Marriage to have Sex

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