thedri11
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Oxnard, United States
Hangry
Today, I was so broke I went to Costco, not to buy anything, but to eat their free food samples. FML
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DooleyFTW 17
Hit up a restaurant for some free bread baskets!
WCARlover 34
That isn't what Costco is for?! And I feel like pretty much any college student could write this FML
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DespairFaction 11
Where are your parents at? Since I'm in good grace with momma lately I just go over there and eat her food.
Mikkihot 2
Aww I feel kinda sad
luv2cheat 0
if that's what it takes to get you through another day of living go for it, don't feel an ounce or remorse or guilt I mean hell you pay 55 for the right to go in and sample food don't you. if I were you though i would take a friend next time that way you can fo back for seconds and they won't remember you, and before anyone even thinks about saying oh dude your fat let me tell you now I'm not even close to being fat. I wish I could gain a few pounds but I can't so kiss my ass if you were even thinking about it.
unknown_user5566 26
60: I wanted to agree with you, until you went on a rant about how you wish you could gain weight. At that point, I just got confused.
pdp_fml 21
If you need free food, hang out at closing time at a fast food restaurant. They will throw away perfectly good food still boxed up and ready to eat. The trick is to get there right when they throw away the food. Better yet, if you have a friend that closes up the place, they might be able to leave the food by the back door for you to pick up, even before they throw it in the dumpster .
rissakathleen 0
Seems weird that you would post this on a website which means you pay for a computer or a phone.. Just saying..-.-"
eccentrix 12
It's hard to get a job without a phone, just saying tbh, tbf :/ :L -.-'
drtimblin 0
Maybe they're broke BECAUSE they pay for their bills??
awkfc 5
I do that all the time, is that bad?
hogfanandrew 1
If you're that broke, cancel your costso membership and buy food, FUCKTARD!!!
mhopper 13
Actually they get a FULL refund
fml_craze 9
I know how you feel. I'm having a similar day. Except, no Costco!
GaleIsHawt 5
I always do that!
TheHeavyOne 15
Been there, done that.