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Today, I was so broke I went to Costco, not to buy anything, but to eat their free food samples. FML

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Hit up a restaurant for some free bread baskets!

That isn't what Costco is for?! And I feel like pretty much any college student could write this FML

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ChickInGreenVans 12

If only South Africa was like that!! Nothing is free:(!! Bummer!!**

Who hasn't done that

I find nothing wrong with that. I'm not broke, but I can't say no some free food!

Spsh I do that all the time.. You just gotta do it with SWAG

You know the worst part? You probably spent enough in gas on that to get some actual food. Just remember what friends are for! Free food and entertainment in one.

STFUGTFO 6

Maybe he walked? Even if he took a bus he could have spent that dollar on something cheap from McDonald's. The samples at Costco are delicious though.

astralvagan 20

I've done it before.... Go on Sundays and there are usually much better samples.

I wish everyone who had room to plant a garden of vegetables and fruit trees would do just that and that they would give away their harvests to food banks and needy families. Double awesomeness if they raised chicken and gave away free eggs and chicken! I feel like if every family fed another family, there would be no world hunger.

g02hell 2

If every family fed another family wouldn't it just be easier if every family fed themselves ?

SakeGurl 9

Don't you have any friends or family you could go " hang" out with?? Just drop by during meal time. That's what I would do. Hang in there it's gotta get better. If not find a soup kitchen. Good luck

Philerup31 12

The age we live in.....

unknown_user5566 26

I do the same thing, except replace "Costco" with "Total Wine" and "free food samples" with "free wine samples". :)

Sounds like a good time

I did some wine tasting last weekend in SD and only paid for one glass. All the servers didn't ask for a ticket or anything.

unknown_user5566 26

48- Always! 55- Nice, that's not too shabby. My husband and I want to do some wine tasting in Sedona, AZ soon... hopefully it is as inexpensive as your endeavor.

Yeah you just have to find a good server or flirt. Haha. If they have chocolate shots do it!! They are so good.

unknown_user5566 26

You had me at "chocolate"... I shall keep that in mind.