Today, I was at my aunt and uncle's house. I went to the bathroom and after I washed my hands, I took a Q-tip out of the carton to clean my ears. When I reached for a second one, I noticed that every Q-tip in the carton was actually already used. FML
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Today, as I was doing my make-up, I needed a Q-tip to fix a mistake. I took one out the box and put it in my mouth to get it wet. Too bad someone had used it before to clean their ears. FML
Today, I went into my parents room to empty their wastebasket. Next to it and around their bed, I found tissues that were soaked in an unknown sticky substance. I had to pick them up. FML
Today, I learned that my aunt, who lives with us, is using our chopsticks in her hair and putting them back in the utensil drawer without washing them. I'm the one that uses chopsticks the most. FML
Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public toilet. When I threw away the used one and opened a new one, it turned out that it had no thread on it! I took another one out. Again, defective! It was the last one I had with me, and it was the second day of my period. FML
Today, while checking the men's bathroom at work, I noticed one of the air fresheners had fallen from the top of the paper towel holder into the garbage. It wasn't until I picked it up and examined it that I realized I was actually holding used urinal fresheners. FML
Today, I've got two family members over to stay. So far, I have found a dirty Q-Tip, a nasty toe nail and had to clean up period blood from toilets, bin, and the floor. FML
Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML
Today, I bought a pack of toothpicks. There were 500 of them. When I got home I accidentally dropped the pack. After twenty long minutes of picking them up, I dropped them again. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML
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Top comments
Busybeth98 16
Why would someone do that? o.O (Putting back in the q-tips, I mean.)
grayeyedmarine 14
seems like you got an ear full
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Comments (73)
stoneYa 8
Omg!!!!!! They love the environment
MrsAlexander83 10
Well...therein lies the reason people should ask before they get into stuff! I personally think saving them back in the box is gross. I have a rough time using other people's bathroom anyways--let alone digging around in their stuff. Better luck next time OP--and remember to clean your ears before you leave home!
ashleylynn520 4
Yuck...
evilraider 5
Was there used toilet paper as well
davincidasecond 24
So it's OP's fault because two nasty ass people couldn't be bothered to throw out used q-tips? Come on now.
how_to_implode 17
Eww. I always check my q-tips before I use them, just to make sure there's nothing on them and they aren't falling apart.
AvengingAngelx 20
And there goes any appetite I once had.
avengechemical 3
That's so gross
54754N4 14
why would you even want to clean ur ears after washing ur hands ? I'd understand if you had a shower lol
SKYstlimit 11
have fun with the ear infection