Today, I was at my aunt and uncle's house. I went to the bathroom and after I washed my hands, I took a Q-tip out of the carton to clean my ears. When I reached for a second one, I noticed that every Q-tip in the carton was actually already used. FML
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Today, as I was doing my make-up, I needed a Q-tip to fix a mistake. I took one out the box and put it in my mouth to get it wet. Too bad someone had used it before to clean their ears. FML
Today, I went into my parents room to empty their wastebasket. Next to it and around their bed, I found tissues that were soaked in an unknown sticky substance. I had to pick them up. FML
Today, I learned that my aunt, who lives with us, is using our chopsticks in her hair and putting them back in the utensil drawer without washing them. I'm the one that uses chopsticks the most. FML
Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public toilet. When I threw away the used one and opened a new one, it turned out that it had no thread on it! I took another one out. Again, defective! It was the last one I had with me, and it was the second day of my period. FML
Today, while checking the men's bathroom at work, I noticed one of the air fresheners had fallen from the top of the paper towel holder into the garbage. It wasn't until I picked it up and examined it that I realized I was actually holding used urinal fresheners. FML
Today, I've got two family members over to stay. So far, I have found a dirty Q-Tip, a nasty toe nail and had to clean up period blood from toilets, bin, and the floor. FML
Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML
Today, I bought a pack of toothpicks. There were 500 of them. When I got home I accidentally dropped the pack. After twenty long minutes of picking them up, I dropped them again. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML
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Busybeth98 16
Why would someone do that? o.O (Putting back in the q-tips, I mean.)
grayeyedmarine 14
seems like you got an ear full
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Comments (73)
tj4234 35
Going to click Y.D.I for not looking. Also as a side note, cotton buds are actually bad for your ears anyway. Manually cleaning your ears causes you to have more ear wax anyway. Because the irritation it does to your ear causes your ear to produce more wax. Your ear self cleans and should be left alone...
peachykeenLNG 13
This may be the case, but even so I still will always use them just to get the water out of my ears because if I didn't it'd drive me mad.
loloalltheway 23
I feel like puking
lifestory2 5
Ew!! That's just gross. Why would they do that?
arcee_94 1
you should've look at it first. hahahahahahahaha
worldclassrager 39
At my house we have two packages one used and one not used...I think it's gross also but my roommate thinks it's more organized...at least you checked before use...
sweetcatastroph3 9
ew, who wants to organize used q-tips? just throw them out after use!
worldclassrager 39
I used to toss them and he would get pissed at me...I just buy my own and never open that drawer..,
cmb8280 24
You know what would be even more organized? Throwing them away! Seriously, who takes up space for a box of used Qtips? Except, apparently, for your roommate and this poor kids relatives.
HorrorFan13 2
Go get your ears checked. Nasty that is!
etishuman22 32
Welp. I WAS eating lunch.... not so sure I'm going to continue after reading this FML now.
EffYoLife 14
Eewwwww! Hope you didn't lick it first!
BananerzFresh 12
I can see your aunt and uncle saying "This will teach him to use my shit without asking."
acacheerleader09 1
I'm sorry but who cleans their ears at someone else's house? Save that for your own bathroom