Earthquake sneezer

Noname - 27/01/2009 00:02 - Japan

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML
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quickbarn 0

Here is the good part, your wife loves you a lot!

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redlipsalsa 0

Disc herniation can result in a broken/chipped spinal level, which can severely damage or impinge upon the spinal cord. Unfortunately the #1 sign of spinal cord damage is involuntary excretion and urination. Either way that suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks!

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jku 14

Gosh, I'm glad your wife helped you out like this! She must know you'd do the same for her. :) Or at least I would hope you would.

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finalcountdown 3

Well that sounds.....painful and embarrassing...:/

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Clubkicker_fml 0

This is also your wife's FML, yuck and crongrats for finding that special someone who will clean shit and piss off you in your rime of need

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wow25 3

its so nice of your wife to do that for your :)

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dannyboy59 0

You sneezed so hard you shit yourself- just die & get it over with

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AlexNewberg 1

wtf how does he deserve it it's not his fault if you sneeze and **** your back up if you do think he somehow deserves it your stupid

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thatKellykid 12

They escalated fast...

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Door_Productions 19

How does he deserve this?? FYL OP I hope you've recovered

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alyKATANA1 12

You poor thing! That's horrible! But look on the bright side, your wife is a keeper :)

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