Earthquake sneezer

By Noname - 27/01/2009 00:02 - Japan

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML
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quickbarn 0

Here is the good part, your wife loves you a lot!

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redlipsalsa 0

Disc herniation can result in a broken/chipped spinal level, which can severely damage or impinge upon the spinal cord. Unfortunately the #1 sign of spinal cord damage is involuntary excretion and urination. Either way that suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks!

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lissa922 6

that's not funny it's kinda sad

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azhein 0

if he didn't want people to laugh he wouldn't have put it on here.

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HHA_fml 3

And still you had the strength to type this fml !!!!!

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silkyb 0

i will never sneeze the same again:(

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HATER12 0

at least she took you to a hospital

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Sakaragi 0

I don't think it means his wife loves him THAT much. Maybe she does, but it'd be ****** up to leave a paralyzed person laying in their own shit and piss, family or not. I wouldn't.

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rocker_chick23 27

Where does it say the wife left him there? He hurt himself while she was at work and when she came home, she cleaned him and brought him to the ER.

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malachy32 1

fml moderates everything theyll moderate this I think

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