Today, I was verbally and physically attacked in a public pool, because I was swimming in what a grandma claimed was her part of the pool. Since I'm a very tolerant person, I calmly tried to talk some reason into the elderly lady. The lifeguard had to come to protect me. FML
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Today, I saved a woman from drowning at a pool where I lifeguard, but when I got her out of the water she started screaming about sexual assault. Apparently I accidentally brushed her breasts when pulling her up and out of the water. She wants to sue me. FML
Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML
Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML
Today, I rescued a little boy who looked like he was drowning in a public pool. His mother then smacked me in the face for "touching him". FML
Today, I nearly drowned. I was at a wave pool for the first time and stupidly swam out to the deep end. When the waves turned on, I discovered I can't swim in rough water. Despite my yelling, "Help!" and flailing around, the lifeguard paid me no attention. My friend had to save me. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, a couple yelled at me and reported me to the homeowner association for "watching them make out" at the pool. I'm the lifeguard. FML
Today, I was at a pool party. My friend's little sister pushed me in the pool, so when I got out, I pushed her in. She started screaming, and I started laughing because I thought she was pissed that I'd pushed her in. That wasn't why she was screaming. She can't swim. Her whole family witnessed it. FML
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. I was a lifeguard and the other day a 30 year-old man who only spoke Spanish hit on me. I'm 16 and I'd politely rejected him. He then went to the front desk and told them how I tried molesting him in the locker room. FML
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Born2Pizza 23
Should've splashed her.
gosh_mate 30
Just another weird situations that lifeguards have to deal with!
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Comments (35)
WOTAN1488 24
HA HA! So much for your tolerance :>
slavka012 11
YDI for trying to reason with crazy :) next time just walk away.
pockleboy 7
I would have dunked her
Fett143 3
It's sad just because a person is an elder doesn't mean they aren't crazy. I automatically give my elders respect until they do something to make me no longer respect them. You did the right thing. A bully is a bully no matter how old they are there is no place in this world for such behavior
omnomnomkiki 5
haha die gekke oostvlaamse oma's toch
Le_ponderer 14
Literal translation: haha that crazy East Flemish grandmas anyway
Tomato_Cheese 22
You did the right thing in not beating the shit out of her, but if that happens again give her a good slap. FYL
animeislife 11
will I get down voted for laughing at this?
vikky538 28
You are the most tolerant person i came across. If you were in india now people will worship you.
DarthTaco351 12
Could've peed in the water or something. You know, marking your territory, proving you're the alpha and such.
worldclassrager 39
Designated lap area she has reserved lap two of three