Awkward, Dating, Cute and Love: Brain fogged

Brain fogged

By boohoo - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Amstelveen

Today, I was on a date with a very intelligent and handsome guy. I was so nervous that when he was telling me about his twin sister, I asked him if they were identical twins. FML

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Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

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Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML

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By No date for me - 29/03/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 16:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went on our 2nd date. We decided to get to know each other with a game. I asked him what makes him nervous. He said "talking to really attractive girls." I then asked him if I was making him nervous. He said no. FML

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By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML

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Oh no oh my

By lextoast - 26/07/2015 18:15 - Rwanda

Today, I went on a fabulous date with a really cute, smart, funny guy. He only mentioned his dad, so when I asked about his mom, I asked if they were divorced. She'd died of breast cancer so I felt awful. Then I asked if his dad had ever remarried. His stepmom had died of cancer too. FML

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By OTZ - 26/01/2010 11:30 - France

Today, I went on a date with the hottest guy I've ever met. He is also rich and successful, and would probably be perfect for me, if only he could stop bragging about it. FML

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Pick me !

By Anonymous - 13/01/2025 13:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I went on a date with a guy I’ve been wanting forever. Trying to impress him, I told him I like talking about sports and smart topics instead of talking about makeup and boys like other girls. He stared at me in confusion and asked, “What’s so bad about being like other girls?” FML

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Monday 4 June 2012 18:55

Awkward.. but if the 'intelligent and handome' guy doesn't have a good enough sense of humour to not hold it against you, then you're probably better off without him :-)

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Monday 4 June 2012 18:55

I would probably do that too, honestly. He probably thought it was cute! If not...AVADA KEDAVRA!

Comments

Llamacod 11

Monday 4 June 2012 23:46

84, being she likes the cute BOY who has a twin SISTER, it isn't even a remotely plausible question as it is IMPOSSIBLE to have identical twins that are different sexes.

kotabones 0

Tuesday 5 June 2012 0:06

It's actually possible to be identical twins aside from gender.

nerobluerose 10

Tuesday 5 June 2012 0:06

59- I think the twins you were talking about had different fathers, which is indeed possible, which would make then half brother/sister and not twins right? Forgive me if I'm wrong.

myersch 2

Tuesday 5 June 2012 0:13

u know that not all twins are identicle

mvkvveli 4

Tuesday 5 June 2012 0:19

It's not that big of a mess up, there are twins that look nothing alike.

CaptTeemo 10

Tuesday 5 June 2012 0:23

I actually know some twins that are black and white, but their parents are black and white too. Think about the parents too when you think about the children's looks. They don't have to have different fathers to look different. But they definitely aren't identical twins

hewro_failure 11

Tuesday 5 June 2012 0:49

Sorry OP cause if the guy is handsome intelligent and has a sense of humor he is probably gay :-/ ... Either way you are shit out of luck

marramrammar 2

Tuesday 5 June 2012 0:51

Legit question- not all twins are identical !

jambalayaa 3

Tuesday 5 June 2012 0:51

59 if they had different skin tone then they were obviously fraternal twins. Fraternal twins aren't identical it's as if they were born at different times so they are just 50% alike.