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45 my sentiment exactly

No. You don't dump somebody because they didn't last very long in bed (as far as we know, just the one time). Work on it with them.

No, that's pretty normal. That is why when you do find a guy who lasts longer than that, you should be grateful and make him a sammich. I like peanut butter.

hahaha. Peanut butter, easy to please! I bet your wife has a pantry full of creamy peanut butter and pre-made sandwiches in the fridge :D "Good boy (pat on the head), have another sandwich. You deserve banana too tonight!" lol No.........No........No........ :O It can't be true. Noooooooooo, by whose standards? Not mine, that's for sure. Wait a minute, is that part of the reason why most women can't have orgasms during sex? Hmmm.... (nightmares flashing through my head) :|

She used to stockpile peanut butter sandwiches in the fridge, but the rate at which I was earning them meant that she had to toss a lot of them out. Do you know what happens to peanut butter sandwiches if you leave them in the cold and dark for a long time? They become crusty, stale, moldy, limp and nasty-tasting. Good metaphor, huh? I don't know how you do your research, but women who complain about their men lasting two minutes (or less) seem to dominate. Funnily, research has shown that people like to have intercourse from 7 to 13 minutes. Back in the day when control issues plagued me, I was always good for a second try that would last a good long time. If you were nice to me, a third. And if I hadn't had sex for a long time, a fourth!

Hey, now that's a different story! Being male and having multiple orgasms are a plus!!! Hand the man a triple decker sandwich!!

No it is not normal. It is not normal to be selfish and don't care about your partner's pleasure. Even worse when you are so horrible at sex and boast about it. No sex is better than horrible sex. Actually, I don't think she should count those 2 min as sex. Not even worth taking your clothes off.

I understand your reasoning. My girl thinks it's it's a one way street... And I have to drive... Every time... For hours...

Exactly. Because it isn't a one way street he should do something about him being horrible in bed. Apart from being so ignorant he brags about unsatisfying his partner.