Bragging

By lastalittlelonger - 05/12/2009 09:07 - United States

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Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
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cristiannnnnnnnn 0

he's like tea, hot n steamy done in two minutes

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LemonStarship 5

He must of been doing the Swedish helicopter for those 2 minutes.

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CallMeHush 0

Better get him some vitamins and some good exercise so he isn't wiped out after a couple minutes of belly slapping.

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vanye_babezz 0

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SandiRainbowFish 20

He wasn't cheating...he just has no stamina.

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somepartsareme 0

@13 Yes, it does. However, that's not what this FML is about.

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MakotoNaegi 6

it's clearly not about cheating. re-read maybe?

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Flowergirrrl 0

lol, you picked a winner!

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cristiannnnnnnnn 0

he's like tea, hot n steamy done in two minutes

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zombienightmare 0

maybe he got you confused with his other girlfriend......it happens

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perdix 29

It was the hours of tedious conversation and begging before the two minutes and the humiliating apologizing and shame afterwards that really exhausted him. He was just trying to be polite.

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