Today, whilst in church, my brother's Sunday school teacher asked him what he loved to drink, to which he replied, "Beer." We have no idea why he said that, and the church is still talking to my parents. FML
ChiefKoala tells us more.
So actually, this is my FML, but i didn't know if it would let me do a follow up since I have a different user name. So now to tell the whole story. My brother was very young and my family isn't big on alcohol; the most they drink is during the holidays when they're with family. Anyway, The church basically exiled us because they thought we were all raging alcoholics. I just heard mom telling the story and thought i would post it. it goes to show that kids really will say the darnest things haha. He's 13 now and I'm 21, so now he knows what beer actually is, and definitely doesn't say that's his favorite drink.
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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
Wow what a nice Church. How very Christian to kick out people based on some silly thing a kid said. Clearly your family is better off without them.
NotPatSajak 11
Im guessing hes younger than 10?
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RichardPencil 30
You need to quote the hymn: "In Heaven, there ain't cold beer That's why we drink it here." Amen.
tounces7 27
Sounds like he was just a kid saying something stupid just to sound cool.