what...
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
North Port, United States
Be warned
Today, my boss took me to one side and said, "Cross me like that ever again, and you're fired." I still have no clue what he was talking about, and now he denies ever having said a word to me. FML
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slooby_fml 25
Maybe he has an evil twin
Nyx_fml 23
But he denies having said a word to OP...
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Jtaura 10
That my friend is when you "punch him square in the face" :D
Epikouros 31
YDI for ordering a Cheddar sandwich when he wanted Gouda.
Rah_Charles 14
Maybe u made him too horny or something...
ludovic28 0
Just ask him how was the latest episode of breaking bad? That's where he got it from.
ThedaRose 15
Perhaps he was playing the game '101 Fun Things to do in the Office'? Where you earn points for doing ridiculous things?? lok
icepick23 12
Maybe he was merely practicing for an upcoming movie role?
YeaSo3 14
Go to HR tell your. Boss to cross that. ..or ask around
LifeOfAnRN 18
Maybe he is Gaslighting you. For those who don't know what that is you do and say things to make another person think they are going crazy.
at0micmin3r 23
Find another job. Once you have your other job let the bastard fire you so you can get that unemployment.
frod0 10
Odd. Maybe just forget about it? Sorry OP!