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This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
North Port, United States
Be warned
Today, my boss took me to one side and said, "Cross me like that ever again, and you're fired." I still have no clue what he was talking about, and now he denies ever having said a word to me. FML
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slooby_fml 25
Maybe he has an evil twin
Nyx_fml 23
But he denies having said a word to OP...
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Tapia23 4
First to comment!! Lol
ms_zoe 8
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Talk to him about it and ask why. That's how I usually figure things out.. Haha.
Nyx_fml 23
But he denies having said a word to OP...
Arrow44 10
Did I miss the memo about stupid being funny?
icyhottt 11
Nyx+dota+add me (m.l.k. Junior) = awesome
efettes 19
@33 what the heck are you even saying?
Axipiter 24
It's trying to communicate...
CloudBustah 20
I don't play Nyx, and this is FML, not Dota community. Get out.
biggestfan23 11
Hmm maybe your boss just finished watching last nights Breaking Bad
eddeeezzyy 19
Seems to me your boss is off his medication or just plain crazy lol
Little4Bear 10
I'd say just plain crazy is about right.
starile 19
Recommendation: offer a strange pack of pills to your boss, because clearly he ran out of his brain medicine! Certainly he will recognize your efforts to support the team and he'll promote you on the spot.
Kamon97 23
Or he probably just saw the new breaking bad episode :p
slooby_fml 25
Maybe he has an evil twin
juliaannw 11
Ugh those are the worst.
icyhottt 11
Evil twins °-° causing chaos at every turn
ChevyRedneck85 13
Or maybe he's schizophrenic? watch out OP
nightbirdblue 27
You better inform your boss that their doppelganger is around or just kill the doppelganger for your boss. They will surely appreciate it.
cakefete2 30
That comment with that profile pic equals epic greatness.
CharresBarkrey 15
This has actually happened at a place I used to work at before with a set of identical twins. People would start a conversation with one twin, then later would try to finish it with the other twin and confuse the shit out of them.
abbypoo 11
So your boss is either crazy, an asshole or a crazy asshole. I am definitely considering doing this to someone now. (for reference, I am a crazy asshole)
ThatFancyPenn 18
Or maybe just a crazy troll
Balllinn 6
Weird.
CobraLazerFace 21
Do you work for the mob?
Blackcatluck 19
When you work for the mob they don't fire you, they fire at you!
dav3800 7
Gosh OP, watch what you do!
Nyx_fml 23
Maybe it's just a tactic of his to keep you in line. Now you'll be too scared to do anything at all.
Allennis44 16
That would be an odd and probably illegal way to do that
perdix 29
You ought to start wearing a wig and a fake mustache to work. It looks like your boss has it in for you, but he'd be OK with the new guy with the pompadour and the Fu Manchu 'stache.