Backfire

By Anonymous - 14/07/2012 20:10 - Nigeria - Lagos

Today, my dad was making coffee for the family. Half-way through, he excused himself to the bathroom, so for a laugh, I discreetly poured a load of salt into his drink. When he served us, I drank a mouthful and doubled over hacking. My dad barked, "I wasn't born yesterday, son." FML
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olpally 32

never test your dad's brain power... he knows way more than you do about how to pull off a prank.

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DocBastard 38

Ha! You just learned a valuable lesson - fathers are ALWAYS smarter, and we ALWAYS know what you're doing. Of course, I've clearly violated Father Code 846.2(a) by telling you all this, so now I must kill you. Please forward your exact locations immediately.

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Bonzer 2

So do we all have to tell you where we live?

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RocketNinjaFish 12

14- fathers aren't that smart, mine was pretty useless actually :) ...but my mother ALWAYS knew what I was up to. kinda scary really ;)

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DocBastard 38

RocketNinjaFish - If you truly think your father isn't smart, then his brilliant plan worked to perfection.

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winnerme123 8

Doc, instead of going through the trouble of killing us all one by one. Just set off the biggest nuke in the world. I think that should do the job much easier. Just a tip.

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TrueTriage 16

Nukes can't really vary in power due to how the blast is made... Even though this is entirely off topic. Best bet is multiple blast points. Or just a high frequency noise that older persons can't hear but young people can..

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winnerme123 8

If one is big enough it can burn the atmosphere killing us all, but doc wouldn't do that. . . Or at least I think? Am I right doc?

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kittenvks 11

*crickets chirping* seems that he might.

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letmehavemytea 21

Your icon is awesome, btw. Thiefshipping ftw :)

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GodsLittleMistak 8

79- Why thank you haha,gotta love thiefshipping :3

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senor_awesome 14

No....just...no. If you can't think of something original to say, don't say anything at all. Especially if all you can think of is some sort of phrase that has been over worked and killed by pop culture.

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meethi1742 0

yup. You're surely his son! awesome dad!

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Donat96 20

You so deserved that! High-five to your dad, BTW. You could learn a lot from him.

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totalnewbeeee 1

Well that backfired and ydi your dad must be awesome

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stonerchick420 3

You-0 Dad-1

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Dracoboxer357 35

^ *Poke poke* Hey, pass the poutine, I can't quite reach around my pet beaver nor your pet polar bear. ;) 3 Canucks in a row. We going for a fourth?

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Axipiter 24

Damn. Sorry I missed the boat on that one, I was too busy playing hockey.

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ablueshka 0

^^ agree Vancouver BC not Washington crap

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99megster 15

Now that we've rounded up a group of canadians, let's all have a party in my igloo! :D

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SAGARCo 19

My igloo is made out of frozen maple syrup. However, seeing as how I'm part Russian, you can't go near it without suffering a fate worse than Justin Beiber. Canada's worst creation.

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