Pranks and Miscellaneous: Backfire

Backfire

By Anonymous - 14/07/2012 20:10 - Nigeria - Lagos

Today, my dad was making coffee for the family. Half-way through, he excused himself to the bathroom, so for a laugh, I discreetly poured a load of salt into his drink. When he served us, I drank a mouthful and doubled over hacking. My dad barked, "I wasn't born yesterday, son." FML

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Same thing different taste

By megean c.l. - 20/01/2013 21:36 - United States

Today, my dad was making drinks for my mom and himself, so I asked him to make me some coffee too. When he brought me my drink, I took a sip, and realized he'd poured salt in it. As I gagged, he muttered, "Next time, make it yourself." FML

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By Kyle - 05/01/2012 06:58 - United States

Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML

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By inalotofpain - 16/04/2011 12:46 - United States

Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML

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You deserved it 3 922

By Autocorrected - 26/11/2012 20:13 - Philippines - Makati

Today, I had some soup that my dad made. I took one sip and found he had put tons of hot sauce in it. I rushed to drink from a soda can sitting on the counter, only to find that my mom had used it as an ash tray the night before. I can still taste the hot sauce, and the ash. FML

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By squeltorey - 03/08/2012 19:28 - United States - Whittier

Today, after waking up, I went into the kitchen and took a swig of milk from the carton. I overestimated my strength, and the whole thing splashed all over my face. A few moments later, my dad staggered in, looked at me in disgust, and said, "You know what? I don't even wanna know." FML

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By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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Skittish

By Anonymous - 18/07/2023 22:00 - Netherlands - Hardenberg

Today, my dad came home and wanted to grab a glass. It wasn't in direct sight so he slammed the cupboard door so hard, I peed my pants. FML

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You deserved it 190

By Anonymous - 08/08/2015 05:18 - Canada

Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML

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You deserved it 2 164

By sick of this shit - 12/03/2016 13:33 - United States - West Grove

Today, my dad opened my fridge, let rip a horrible fart into it, then closed it and said "There ya go, a little somethin' for supper." FML

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By yamuda - 11/05/2016 23:24 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I walked into the kitchen to see my dad peeing into a cup. We made eye contact and he quickly threw the cup into the sink. Not one word has been spoken about what happened, and I saw my mom use the same cup later on that day. FML

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astoryofroses 9

Sunday 15 July 2012 2:07

karma

olpally 32

Sunday 15 July 2012 2:08

never test your dad's brain power... he knows way more than you do about how to pull off a prank.

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blutigenbonbon 10

Monday 16 July 2012 21:18

Your dad is a friggin boss :D!!

steph97v05 11

Tuesday 17 July 2012 0:52

Trolled.

Jasonf6 0

Tuesday 17 July 2012 23:10

Haha, got you bitch! :)

shakespearelove 6

Wednesday 18 July 2012 8:07

lol, owned by your own father. x) dont worry, dude. my mother has owned me many times. x)

HeartOfLead 24

Friday 20 July 2012 4:13

"Not with those wrinkles!" Ah, the good ole days.

KillPrince 6

Thursday 2 August 2012 7:54

Sh¡T you lose:p

facepalm4evry1 2

Friday 3 August 2012 20:41

that's some funny there, better then the other fml on here. but i wouldn't call this a fml , don't worry you'll get one prank over him eventually.

vicktoriahart 2

Saturday 11 August 2012 5:23

Haha he does something nice and this is how you treat him?? Haha

IllyriaSaxon 3

Saturday 11 August 2012 15:43

I love your father.

klx125cross 9

Wednesday 29 August 2012 3:40

U have a wise father OP

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Backfire

Same thing different taste

Skittish

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