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By Anonymous - 18/02/2016 00:53 - United States - Taunton

Today, I worked such a long shift at Panera that when my boyfriend called later, I answered, "It's a fresh day at Panera Bread in [town], this is [name] speaking. How may I help you?" He thought it was hilarious. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 20:34 - Netherlands - Kerkrade

Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML

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By Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

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By that one anon - 07/05/2015 06:27 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

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By Jess - 20/08/2019 14:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML

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Hello?

By andibartle - 18/10/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, at my new job, I was answering the phone and said "Hello Cafe Thirty, how may I help you?" The man on the other line said "Don't you mean Old Town Cafe?" Cafe Thirty was my old job. I now work at Old Town Cafe. The man on the other line was my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

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Emergency

By BigMouth McRedface - 14/05/2010 02:11 - United States

Today, I was rushing to leave work and get home because I really had to use the bathroom. My phone rang and I thought it was my husband, so I answered by saying, "I really have to poop." Yep, not my husband. It was one of my employees, who has the same name. FML

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Surprise

By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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Ain't nobody got time for that

By Rawf - 18/07/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, at work, a customer called in and asked me to read off every item on our menu, along with their ingredients. I work at Jamba Juice so that's a lot of reading. After about 10 minutes of this, I found out it was actually my stupid co-worker calling from the back phone. FML

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cheeeksss 29

Thursday 18 February 2016 10:40

Happens to me all the time. I work in a restaurant and we have to walk around this corner between the front and the kitchen. So we yell "corner" every time we walk through it to avoid bumping into someone. I caught myself saying it out loud in a crowded grocery store.

Coffee5555 14

Thursday 18 February 2016 10:39

what's wrong when he thought it hilarious?

Comments

jaybaby696 5

Thursday 18 February 2016 21:26

I hated working for panera. you brave soul.

ImmortalYu 11

Thursday 18 February 2016 23:52

i think its funnier if you say the drive thru saying to a customer whos dining in i did that one time and laughed it off

wondermoose 28

Friday 19 February 2016 0:03

I work two jobs and I've answered once using the wrong greeting

Histayra 11

Friday 19 February 2016 0:57

I work at mcdonalds and since my job likes to stick me in the drive thru all the time I barely work at the front counter. So when I do work at the front counter on those rare occasion, I would sometime say at the first window after telling the customer their total.

LifeTrolls 16

Friday 19 February 2016 3:09

I answered a call once and started reciting dinner prayers...

Jwaye2 7

Friday 19 February 2016 3:15

Wow they really make you say all that? Im supposed to say "Thank you for calling (business name), my name is James, how can i help you?" That lasted about 3 days with me and i shortened it to "(business name), James speaking" lol

Vhavoc11 19

Friday 19 February 2016 4:26

*St. Louis Bread Company.

tiggermo 19

Saturday 4 June 2016 12:56

*Bread Co

LadyBlack_fml 5

Friday 19 February 2016 5:42

I've actually woken up from perfectly normal dreams quickly and suddenly while giving the spiel for Larosa's pizza and then have a mini freak out for half a minute trying to figure out what happened to my phone before I lose the customer

GabbyPLluch88 13

Friday 19 February 2016 6:26

it is hilarious!

crunchberri8 10

Friday 19 February 2016 6:53

I work in a restaurant and we always say "behind" when we walk past someone so we don't cause accidents or injuries and I've started saying it at home and when I go to my moms to visit (I'm 22 and live on my own with a roommate) her and my sister have started mimicking me doing it