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By Your ass... Grab it... - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Grand Prairie
By Your ass... Grab it... - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Grand Prairie
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By Trillian87 - 28/06/2013 10:28 - United Kingdom - Coventry
This little story actually happened a little while ago, I had to use the "Today" form because of the page's standard, but at least I can tell you how it ends. I moved into the flat when I was barely 19, while the flatmate-stalker (also nicknamed The 28 Years Old Virgin) was seven years older than me. He started to be obsessed with me after we went to the cinema together (the other two flatmates were supposed to come with us but they didn't), and he got convinced we were on a date. I didn't move out because at the time I was quite naive and I was getting together well with everyone else, plus the flat was really close to my uni and relatively cheap, and I thought that he was about to graduate anyway. His parents, for the records, are creepier than him: his dad came to visit once and my roommate caught him opening our wardrobe and going through our clothes, about a month before this episode. After graduation he had to move out because his mum wasn't willing to pay for the rent anymore and found him a job (he wanted to stay a bit longer but fortunately didn't happen), and came to visit unannounced a few times. About one year after he sent me a text out of nowhere (I didn't speak with him for months) saying that it was over and he was sorry if he did something to make me want to break up with him, so I guess that at that point after imagining us dating and getting together I probably left him. I hear he's doing fine and got his first girlfriend.
By Awkward - 19/07/2012 02:15 - United States - Los Angeles
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By sydspears3 - 09/09/2014 18:08 - United States - Tampa
To answers some questions and requests- 1) yes I did post one of the videos to my YouTube channel which I will provide a link to 2) Moms do not ruin life, they make it possible 3) In my moms defense I never told her take take my phone but I just thought she would have thought to when she saw me snapchating people 4) The I didn't give my mom my phone is because we didn't think they would effect me so much since they didn't really effect my 3 older siblings when they got their out. 5) Sorry for the long follow up but here's the link to video https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jaOEDYDInZ4 Or just search my YouTube channel Sydspears3
By candie - 27/08/2011 02:10 - United States
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By Anonymous - 02/09/2014 15:49 - United Kingdom - London
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
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By NotASpiderMan - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Seattle
By notthenaughtymaid - 04/08/2014 21:54 - United States - Cedar Bluff
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I am 24 years old and have been married for 4 years, own my own home etc. I went to private schools and uni, all the "good family" crap. But in reality, my mother is just off the rails, and my father is just as bad. She's always been like this, and it was ok when it was just me she was trying to hurt me but its gone beyond that now. Calling it quits and keeping well away from her. And she dosn't take sugar.