By clementine_k - 22/03/2009 02:38 - United States
The Top
I'm sitting right here
By Anonymous - 24/09/2019 06:00 - United States - Los Angeles
Sexless in Seattle
By Anonymous - 02/10/2019 16:00
Mr. Nice Guy
By kate9871 - 04/10/2019 02:00
Cats > People
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Craftsbury
Annie's Song
By David - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Leicester
Mother's Day Flashback
By dyingangel246 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Wooster
dyingangel246 tells us more.
By pornhastaughtmenothing - 21/02/2013 08:46 - United States - Tacoma
Letting you know
By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 21:30 - United States - Los Angeles
By WeakerThanaLittleGirl - 05/02/2013 01:00 - United States
Mega creep
By Anonymous - 30/12/2019 18:00
By WOCOACH - 09/09/2009 19:33 - United States
Peter and Pan
By dudeWTF - 03/07/2021 10:59 - United States
Crazy party
By Anonymous - 08/02/2020 18:00
By Anonymous - 24/01/2013 01:44 - United States - Waldorf
By Ugh - 14/06/2016 20:41 - New Zealand - Auckland
By Fiancé problemsss - 05/01/2014 07:11 - United States - Billings
Is this dude a puma?
By Anonymous - 04/04/2020 02:00
By Come on - 29/01/2012 00:46 - United States
By Mak10 - 21/08/2009 05:18 - United States
Some things haven't changed
By Jonathan - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Denmark
By Puggle1019 - 17/07/2018 20:30
By maxedoutidiot - 13/12/2012 02:14 - United States
By Anonymous - 30/04/2016 01:09 - United States - Saint Petersburg
By lendahandmanda - 24/02/2010 00:01 - United States
lendahandmanda tells us more.
Not only was he a pretty muscular guy, but his arms were pinning mine down to a point, and i had no leverage laying in the position I was in. To those of you saying I should have just waited til he woke up, he was sort of choking me, his head was under my chin pressed against my neck, and I felt like I was being suffocated, and his body on top of mine was making it difficult for me to breathe. It might have just been anxiety though. I probably could have stuck through it.
By why god - 25/11/2013 06:16 - United States - Huntington Park
Captain Dumbass
By Anonymous - 26/05/2020 05:00
By Anonymous - 07/01/2012 00:01 - United States
Cryptic reaction
By Anonymous - 30/08/2021 03:01
By Anonymous - 03/12/2012 18:39 - Australia - Perth
Keywords
Hi everyone, OP here. I'd like to start by saying that the few of you who said she doesn't like me, you are probably right. When my fiance and I got engaged she didn't want to tell her family, to this day 2 years later I don't know who does and doesn't know. I believe she doesn't want to accept the fact that her 27, almost 28 year old son is getting married and starting a family. I myself am 26. My family on the other hand is super excited. She has stated a couple times that she is in no position to support us once the baby gets here. My fiance works 45+ hours a week at a very good job so we will be fine. We tried telling her that we won't need her support financially and she doesn't believe us. We live somewhere there is enough room to raise a child. Also my insurance will cover all of our hospital and Dr bills. My fiance and I have been together for over 5 years and living together for almost 3. We both love each other very much and are excited about the life we created. I figure if that's how she wants to act then oh well it's her loss! Sorry that was so long!