By go fish - 08/07/2019 06:00
The Top
By milhouse86 - 27/09/2010 19:22 - United States
milhouse86 tells us more.
Oh, there you are…
By eddiemusicjazz - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Azusa
By justno - 29/06/2014 00:26 - Canada - Mississauga
Major annoyance
By E.B. - 27/06/2014 00:07 - United States - Grenada
Opportunities
By dogsickftl - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - 05/09/2015 03:53 - United States - San Francisco
By QueenOrangeSoda - 01/05/2013 21:33 - United States - Henderson
QueenOrangeSoda tells us more.
OP here! As one kid remarked, "That's a LOT of tape" and "But you're skinny!" If only he knew the whole thing. Yes, it was stupid, but when I took it off, I noticed that my fat was contained, and I looked thinner all day. Of course, no one deserves the pain of having it on or, even worse, removing it. (Those back hairs!) And let's not mention those blistering red marks. Still, it was worth the price. And no, I'm not fat or even chubby. I'm rather active--some would say hyper--and don't even eat that much in the first place. My weight and height are perfectly proportionate; I'm an average size. But since I'm not stick-skinny like my sisters, my family pesters me to lose weight. Besides, thinner girls at my school get more guys. I'd been sucking in for days, but I needed something to keep it that way. I sucked in when applying the duct tape, and since the fat couldn't get through its tight told, it looked as if my stomach were perfectly thin and flat. Sadly, some kids noticed and wondered why the heck my tummy was taped. I decided it wasn't worth the pain and I peeled it all off, awful pain and red marks included. I wish I could've cut it off; it would've been easier that way. After about halfway I excused myself to the bathroom to strip off the rest (the more painful parts) in a stall's confinement.
By Moody - 28/10/2009 19:14 - United States
By singleagain - 15/05/2012 01:09 - United States
Requirements
By Anonymous - 06/08/2019 06:02
Cover up
By this_is_fucked - 24/10/2009 21:23 - Zimbabwe
Thanks for the mental image!
By jennythezebra - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Thornton Heath
By Anonymous - 20/04/2013 16:34 - Thailand
You tried…
By shart up, your puns suck - 01/06/2014 18:34 - United Kingdom - London
Hand shandy
By cdoyle - 08/04/2009 12:32 - Canada
By John - 30/06/2011 08:18 - United States
By MakeMyDay_27 - 27/06/2011 16:46 - United States
By CathyMary - 20/08/2019 22:00 - United States - New York
By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 06:02 - United Kingdom - Blackpool
By shinee - 15/08/2010 16:05 - Singapore
Rules are meant to be broken
By hospitalflunky - 28/03/2009 06:35 - United States
How very dare you?
By Anonymous - 04/05/2021 02:01
You tried, yay!
By Anonymous - 25/03/2013 06:03 - Australia - Wantirna
Prepper
By suze44 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Alex - 26/03/2009 04:42 - United States
By Anonyme - 10/06/2011 23:07 - France
By Foreveralone17362562 - 16/04/2014 02:18 - Canada - Cold Lake
By cheeseburglar_9000 - 21/03/2013 01:11 - United States - Saint Paul
Well Well Well
By no good deed... etc - 16/10/2017 04:30
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yea, that would have sucked lol