You what now?

foshizzle - 25/04/2012 06:46 - United States - Orlando

Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML
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UnearthlyEnemy 9

Grab his face, compliment it, then utter "but we cannot be together".

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Semi_Interested 3

That man obviously knows whats up. Take it as a compliment.

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broadwaybrian 2

Probably knew you in a past life....he was your brother that kept telling you to grow out your beard and you never did....at least he found you again

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JCxParkour 3

No one can resist the power of the beard.

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MigraineurOfLife 15

Did you tell him that he was invading your territorial bubble?

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TrueHeartsPro 3

Sounds like something Shaycarl would say! XD

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TheEpicMilkMan 13

the mental image that Noor just put in my head...omg haha xD

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Heinousness 0

Noor, You are on my list of funny people for these kinds of comments :) Stay funny! Great mental image!!!

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jasminesaffa29 0

he grabbed your what?

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Sinkhole 26

Your beard is woven of heartache, OP. Your beard is good. Just a compliment for you…your beard. Just a compliment about your beard…being good.

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justlikeme79 9

Yes! FOTC! Bret, you got it going on (;

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