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foshizzle - 25/04/2012 06:46 - United States - Orlando

Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML

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Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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Charlatan126 - 03/02/2021 05:00 - United States - Hilliard

Today, I finally had a man say, "I love you" to me in a sincere tone. It was a customer, who was high, over the phone. I said it back. FML

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anonymous - 19/07/2012 22:31 - United States

Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML

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Confused and Disgusted - 23/02/2015 23:42 - United States - Sparta

Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML

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Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

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Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

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Neveragain - 01/07/2013 05:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML

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Ann - 18/06/2009 19:40 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML

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anonymous - 05/01/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML

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Anonymous - 26/08/2020 16:54

Today, I was stopped by a customer who told me that I looked like a nice woman. I thanked him for the compliment and pointed out that I was a man. With an obviously male name on my name tag. And visible facial hair. FML

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UnearthlyEnemy 9

Wednesday 25 April 2012 15:26

Grab his face, compliment it, then utter "but we cannot be together".

Semi_Interested 3

Wednesday 25 April 2012 15:23

That man obviously knows whats up. Take it as a compliment.

_MidnightLuna_ 17

Wednesday 25 April 2012 18:07

YDI for having such an impressive beard. You should've figured it would get you some ass.

hereinnc 12

Wednesday 25 April 2012 18:09

That is what you get for having such an awesomely epic beard! No mere mortal can resist a man beard.

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 25 April 2012 18:31

My looks good as stubble. Once it grows more, it looks patchy. I love you!

backfat 6

Wednesday 25 April 2012 18:33

A proper beard will always cause this. It's your fault for not realizing the true power of the beard.

j_cat187 19

Wednesday 25 April 2012 18:45

He's probably just clowning.

KriiFahMoro 9

Wednesday 25 April 2012 18:49

hie ovyissly thut dad yu wur snata lal¿

loserman67 35

Wednesday 25 April 2012 18:53

And you're as cute a button to boot!

carrotgenocide 13

Wednesday 25 April 2012 19:18

He's your new best friend, right?

mhopper 13

Wednesday 25 April 2012 19:19

I wish I could grow a beard =

chris829 8

Wednesday 25 April 2012 19:20

No one touches my beard.

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Today, my boss caught me playing games on the computer for 4 hours. My boss told me to feel free and continue, but to pack my stuff up and leave when I was done. FML

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Today, my wife asked me when will my sex drive just stop. I'm only 39. FML

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Today, I went to the doctor because I felt sick. He told me to describe the symptoms I had. With every new symptom I described, he took a step back. FML

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Today, I overheard my dad's friend complaining to my dad that his new baby boy is a ginger. I continued listening, and heard my dad saying, "Yeah, there's nothing worse than having a ginger." I'm his daughter. I'm a ginger. FML

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Today, I found out that the mice infestations I've been fighting for the last two weeks was actually a recurring series of tactile/visual/auditory hallucinations, a side effect of a normal, prescribed, dosage of ADHD meds. FML

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