You what now?

foshizzle - 25/04/2012 06:46 - United States - Orlando

Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML
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UnearthlyEnemy 9

Grab his face, compliment it, then utter "but we cannot be together".

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Semi_Interested 3

That man obviously knows whats up. Take it as a compliment.

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OffToTheGayBar 9

I personally think you should've grabbed him by the testicles, got in real close, beard inches from his face, and said, "These," punctuated by a squeeze, "are mine now. And you, you are too; you're going to be my bitch."

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OffToTheGayBar 9

Yes, yes I have, but I got 'em from behind; it's much more terrifying that way. The thought of penetration will frighten most creepers away. :D Especially penetration from a... NINJA!

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Freakophiliac 12

Ninja penetration- the most common death cause in Japan. True story.

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Candice0687 0

you should look up the word creepy in the dictionary and I'm sure you will, find his picture next to the of definition of creepy

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carolenaa 0

Do you happen to be Bryan Wilson ?

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graphicstyle7 17

Thank you, fellow Floridian, for re-affirming how strange this state is...

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eirianna 0

Omg that's hilarious! Weird people like that give you something to talk about for the rest of your life lol.

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shawn2rc 6

And I'd do it again if I had the chance. Lol jk.

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