By partypooper - 18/01/2012 15:29 - United Kingdom

Today, my parents are on holiday, which means I have the house to myself. Wild parties? Hot girls? Loads of beer? No. Flu. FML
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TheMaster15 10

Eat some chicken noodle soup and party anyways :D

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kalbrek009 20

Why do so many of you condone this insatiable idiocy for underage drinking? Sure, I had a few beers back in the day, but to invite a bunch of people over to trash my parents house just isn't cool. I never (even as a teen) understood what was so cool about looking so stupid whilst being drunk. Hangovers aren't fun or cool & neither is killing or being killed by a drunk driver or getting raped by somebody. Think before you drink.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Hey man, I partied at my parents house before when they went on a vacation. No one died, got raped or even trashed the house. But I will be honest some one did take my chair cushion haha such a tragedy. Relax fella.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

I don't think the problem is underage drinking so much as reckless drinking, which, you have to admit, is done by a lot of grown adults as well. True, teenagers are much more likely to misuse or abuse alcohol, but we need not forget that there are teenagers who can drink responsibly, just as there are adults who can't.

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FruityLoooons 8

This message has been brought to you by... (But seriously, I fully agree with you.)

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MLK12345 4

I agree with this. Most of the kids in my grade think that smoking and drinking is cool. I've done both before and it's no big deal.

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ssnowywinter 0

I agree. I wish I could thumb this up a million times. I don't understand what's fun about drinking either, it just seems to leave a bigger mess than what you started with.

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P_to_the_AM 9

Where does it say OP is underaged? Besides, in Holland you have to be only 16 to drink, so it depends where OP is from. I agree, it's not so much about underaged drinking, but it's the reckless drinking that is the problem.

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deviable 9

My opinion is that if you aren't mature enough to wait until you're old enough, then you aren't mature enough to drink.

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lucyinthesky420 10

Drinking is for (*)s.

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thatKidzmOm 10

I don't know what you're trying to say.

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moop256 10

I think he said drinking is for penguin(s) ?

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CadyAsInKatie 8

Might as well, it'll keep u out of trouble! Lol, just as well, get better soon!

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moop256 10

Your poor short sentences are terrible forms of English. - guy who learned English less than a year ago

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tails15 4

The use of full sentences on the internet is unneccesary due to the invention of txt language and the reward of pissing off grammar nazis

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DocBastard 38

Tails - read the Commenting Rules and you'll learn that txt jargon is forbidden here. So you and your txt-speaking cronies can either comment in plain English or kindly **** off.

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Torva_fml 16

God I hate your comments..... They're not funny! Please, dead god... Just stop posting "sucks," or anything for that matter.

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j_cat187 19

Too bad for ????yoooouuuuuu!!!???? --Goldmember

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Enslaved 36

For some reason, I'm now picturing one of those "Mucinex" commercials with those green creatures dancing and singing the Copa coughbana. Lol

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

A job well done for the Mucinex advertisement team. ;)

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Enslaved 36

Well. Thank you, shrooms! (: I still love ALL your comments. I actually stopped eating empty calorie and processed foods because of one of your threads. ;) kisses!

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

42, Whaaaat? Wow, I'm so glad to hear that! Let me know how that goes for you. Thank you so much. Also, I now have a legitimate excuse for wasting all that time on this app!

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sparklecherry 4

You don't need to be doing that in their house anyway.

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chitown23 4

Hey who knows it might make you feel better

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bizarre_ftw 21

You could still drink the beer, it might help (temporarily)

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