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By partypooper - 18/01/2012 15:29 - United Kingdom

Today, my parents are on holiday, which means I have the house to myself. Wild parties? Hot girls? Loads of beer? No. Flu. FML

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By its_all_legit - 19/03/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2010 23:16 - United States

Today, after weeks of looking forward to my birthday trip to the beach, I've come down with a serious case of the flu. My family is still going without me, but at least now they don't have to pay someone to watch the dog. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By notsoaloneanymore - 17/06/2016 04:32 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, my parents left on vacation for the week. Taking advantage of my freedom, I was planning on having my boyfriend over. My grandparents just showed up as they "thought I would be lonely." I can't get rid of them. Looks like I'm not having any fun this week. FML

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By Lichelle - 10/03/2009 21:30 - United States

Today, my parents got back from their weekend ski trip. I had a few parties over the weekend and had cleaned up absolutely EVERYTHING; beer cans, throw up, spilled drinks, etc. The only thing I forgot about was the condom someone left in my parents bed. FML

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By blah - 10/04/2009 10:17 - United States

Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML

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Soooooooo late 2020

By Anonymous - 17/05/2024 00:00 - United States - Van Nuys

Today, I might have Covid and this weekend is my birthday weekend. FML

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By whosurdaddy - 06/01/2017 06:44

Today, I'm attending a party where drunken women just can't seem to keep their clothes on. Those drunken women are my daughters. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2013 16:43 - United States - Erie

Today, I had a family get-together for my birthday. I got to watch all my family members get piss-drunk and argue over who's having the worst time. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2025 15:00 - Netherlands - Rotterdam

Today, I’m on holiday with my kids and crazy wife, who often throws a temper tantrum towards us. We have rented an apartment in front of a pool. There's a heat wave but because we are all infected with Impetigo, we can’t use it. On top of that, I’ve developed a sun allergy and eczema, so I’m just inside, with no AC, FML

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By Jaclk - 24/04/2012 21:28 - United States - Needham

Today, my parents went out of town and I was home all alone. I put up party decorations such as streamers, balloons and confetti. Then, I drank out of red cups, crushed them up and put them all over the house. I didn't have a party, I just wanted to convince my family that I'm not a loser. FML

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123josie123 11

Wednesday 18 January 2012 18:59

Aww get well soon! *cyberhugs*

TheMaster15 10

Wednesday 18 January 2012 19:00

Eat some chicken noodle soup and party anyways :D

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ouchie1013 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 6:21

so what! if your throw up, heck your drunk!

duhduhblah 2

Thursday 19 January 2012 7:08

Thank god you're sick. Who knows what might have happened to your house if you were feeling OK.

Irakli_1 27

Thursday 19 January 2012 9:20

I hate flu too.

ThatsMe744 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 9:26

Party anyway?! Don't be lame!

kentij 1

Thursday 19 January 2012 10:05

No lie smoke some dope and party anyways, smoking dope when your sick always makes u feel better,

AliCat18 12

Thursday 19 January 2012 18:54

I would still party! just make sure you spend the rest pf the time recovering!

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Thursday 19 January 2012 19:06

Just because your parents leave doesn't give you the right to throw wild parties in the house they're letting you live in rent-free. YDI for thinking otherwise.

BloodyHeel 8

Sunday 22 January 2012 17:33

How do you know he's living rent-free? You don't.

ProjeKtSC2 8

Thursday 19 January 2012 21:10

Holy crap!! The exact same thing happened to me this week!

RosenT1990 9

Thursday 19 January 2012 21:53

Wild parties, beer, and hot girls are so overrated. Video games, however, are not.

TheThree 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 23:47

Not doing anything illegal this weekend..? Oh wait "2/3 One of us is dead... Shh"

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