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By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 13:32 - Singapore

Today, my 9 year old nephew found his way onto my iTunes. I now have 401 songs titled "aidfj3P" by "ffjiel". FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2010 17:11 - United States

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By StupidApple - 25/05/2011 00:02

Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML

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By SomeDJ - 12/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my cousin came over. I left my iPod on shuffle in the room we were in as I left to go to the bathroom. When I came back she was jamming out to "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon. She won't stop singing it and her mom is coming over to pick her up in an hour. She's 4. FML

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By Ben - 18/06/2011 15:34 - United States

Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML

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By yay! - 08/11/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML

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By MsGlaDos - 12/06/2013 21:45 - United States - Austin

Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 20:22 - United States

Today, I got a new computer because my old one crashed, deleting all music, photos, and documents. I still had all my music on my iPod though, and went to sync it to the new computer. By accident, my younger brother pulled the cord out before it was done, deleting all 3,000 songs forever. FML

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maggie_gxx 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:05

oh man i love that song! ffjiel is the best. have u heard algfah9?

Schumy0724 4

Monday 22 June 2009 23:04

How was no one watching him for that long that he could change the names of 400 songs

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thelonelylurker 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 3:23

Erm... ever heard of a login password?

teheheois 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 3:26

your nephew must really hate you

mmmmeghan 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 3:26

700? Really? Most people I know, including myself, have upwards of 5,000. I know someone with 12,000. My ex boyfriend had 40,000, but that is ******* extreme.

shnibz101 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 3:39

At nine years old he should know what he is doing or he is just that presently stupid to know about something so simple like iTunes No offence

fmljw 2

Tuesday 23 June 2009 3:59

HAHAHAHAAHHA awwwww!

poppajonzz 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 4:00

At least he didn't max out Your card with Hanna Montana songs!

pikL3bOi 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 4:02

15 I have and it is absolutly amazing

icihappi 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 4:09

I've only got 12 songs for myself on Itunes.

fyourlife88 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 17:19

Do you like boys?

q_tipperz 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 4:11

hahha that made me laugh xD

hayhayk 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 4:24

i winced when i read this! What a mess!

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