Kids: Today, my 9 year old nephew found his way onto my iTunes. I now... - FML

By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 13:32 - Singapore

Today, my 9 year old nephew found his way onto my iTunes. I now have 401 songs titled "aidfj3P" by "ffjiel". FML

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Today, I tried to create the perfect playlist for a road trip. I spent a long while curating it, but when I hit the shuffle button, it started playing a bunch of annoying nursery rhymes. Apparently, I'd accidentally merged my list with my nephew's. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2010 17:11 - United States

Today, I let my friend use my computer to download some music. Now, my computer has 6 viruses and 4 songs, all of which I hate. FML

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By StupidApple - 25/05/2011 00:02

Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML

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Today, my eleven-year-old cousin, who lives with me, has discovered Old Town Road. He’s been playing it for four hours on repeat and I’m ready to scream. FML

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By SomeDJ - 12/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my cousin came over. I left my iPod on shuffle in the room we were in as I left to go to the bathroom. When I came back she was jamming out to "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon. She won't stop singing it and her mom is coming over to pick her up in an hour. She's 4. FML

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By Ben - 18/06/2011 15:34 - United States

Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML

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By yay! - 08/11/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML

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By MsGlaDos - 12/06/2013 21:45 - United States - Austin

Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 20:22 - United States

Today, I got a new computer because my old one crashed, deleting all music, photos, and documents. I still had all my music on my iPod though, and went to sync it to the new computer. By accident, my younger brother pulled the cord out before it was done, deleting all 3,000 songs forever. FML

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maggie_gxx 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:05

oh man i love that song! ffjiel is the best. have u heard algfah9?

Schumy0724 4

Monday 22 June 2009 23:04

How was no one watching him for that long that he could change the names of 400 songs

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muffinsareyummy 1

Tuesday 23 June 2009 6:02

ydi for not having a password set.

belisama_fml 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 6:07

I agree with #23 and # 34 that's twisted

blakey32 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 6:07

Get "Easy CD-DA Extractor" has a converter program that can rename everything to whatever - and convert to mp3 etc.

pinkpooh123 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 6:09

Hahahhahahahahah lmao num 1!

Brah_fml 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 6:13

wow that really sucks..... too bad you can't do "edit > undo" 401 times!

dbot 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 6:54

time for some good old child beating

Funtertaining11 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 6:58

I'm sorry. Trust me, I should know; 9 year olde can do a lot more than you think. & I've vowed not to ever have up to a thousand songs, personally because it's too much, and I most likely won't listen to them all. Plus, it takes up space, though my videos take up twice the amount of GB than my music. Anyways, have fun sorting:)

TheLizardKing 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 7:17

He's nine and that's what he typed?

Fraggle 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 7:24

bahahaha At 9 years old, he knows how iTunes works. Someone was angry!! lol

fegd 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 7:25

You'd think a 9-year-old would be a little smarter than that.

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