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By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 13:32 - Singapore

Today, my 9 year old nephew found his way onto my iTunes. I now have 401 songs titled "aidfj3P" by "ffjiel". FML

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Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML

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By MsGlaDos - 12/06/2013 21:45 - United States - Austin

Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 20:22 - United States

Today, I got a new computer because my old one crashed, deleting all music, photos, and documents. I still had all my music on my iPod though, and went to sync it to the new computer. By accident, my younger brother pulled the cord out before it was done, deleting all 3,000 songs forever. FML

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maggie_gxx 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:05

oh man i love that song! ffjiel is the best. have u heard algfah9?

Schumy0724 4

Monday 22 June 2009 23:04

How was no one watching him for that long that he could change the names of 400 songs

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GriefBacon 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 4:34

That sucks, but I did laugh a little. Sorry bout that!

kateisbored 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 4:35

Ouch! but kinda cute...on this end anyway

Tubasaurus 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 4:44

what a little dipshit, kick his ass, he's 9 he knows what he did.

laurie1094 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 4:56

#97 it's called a file sharing program, such as limewire.. *sorry if there's some mistakes, english isn't my first language :) but anyway that sucks. it's going to take forever to put the right titles back !

swanee14 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 4:59

fake. he needs a password

musiclife_fml 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 5:03

don't need a password to change the song info on your library, but maybe you should. btw 1100 songs and god knows how many videos...all downloaded legally muahahahahaha

harrypooper 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 5:06

It's funny that out of all the iTunes nerds that commented on this, only one knows about the "Get CD track names" option. The rest of you are a disgrace.

ditzykayla 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 5:20

FYL. that sucks. this is why my little sister is aloud no where near my computer.

Hadley_fml 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 5:25

Grab a copy of MusicBrainz Picard. It can automatically retag all your music by 'listening' to it.

pew_pew_lasers 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 5:57

He was only translating it! He probably thought you spoke better gfshskn5e4bk?dsi-ish than English.

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