By CheeseyPotatoes - 11/04/2011 13:16 - United States

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Today, I wore a fake wedding ring on my left hand when buying a pregnancy test so the cashier at Walmart wouldn't think I'm a slut. FML
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Cupcaken 0

if you're old enough to be married, I doubt anyone would think you a **** just for having sex.

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geekemo92 0

You care what a cashier at Walmart thinks about you?

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onikage_666 0

why do you give a shit what one guy who your never gonna see again thinks about you

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Auntie_Christ 0

I was gonna say the same thing!

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grdianknight 0

guess it'snot just the cashier thinking it

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xL115x 0

wow y should u care what other ppl think of u

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jman730 0

Its probably cuz you are a ****. Nice going, kiddo.

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MIL0_fml 0

that's so genius! it's not about you being narrow minded to think "sex after marriage" like some people stated... I think the OP is a shy girl embarrassed to be in this situation. that's a great solution to feel more comfortable with it.

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a_traveler 5

As a single guy, I've been going out with a ring on my left ring finger to conduct a simple experiment. I've come to find that women seem more interested in me purely because of the ring. To be clear, I'm a single one woman-man kind of guy, and I abhor those that cheat.

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