Intimacy: Today, I wore a fake wedding ring on my left hand when buying...

By CheeseyPotatoes - 11/04/2011 13:16 - United States

Today, I wore a fake wedding ring on my left hand when buying a pregnancy test so the cashier at Walmart wouldn't think I'm a slut. FML

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By Crissylove10 - 18/01/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I bought a fake "wedding ring" at Target to play a prank on my parents. They kicked me out, saying my "fiancé" can take care of me now. There is no fiancé, and I just lost my job. FML

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By RonnieG - 22/07/2013 22:30 - United States - Orlando

Today, I confessed to losing my wife's engagement ring, and replacing it with a lookalike months ago. My wife also confessed that her actual engagement ring was locked in the safe, and the one I lost had been a fake. I've been paying the replacement off on my credit card for 6 months. FML

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By unknown - 17/08/2019 02:00 - Canada

Today, my wife figured out I gave her a dollar store ring for our anniversary. FML

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By pookie99 - 17/06/2011 02:17 - United States

Today, I went to sell my wedding rings, due to the fact that I'm getting divorced from a man who cheated on me. The jeweler informed me that the stone in my engagement ring is fake. I won't even be able to cover the divorce costs from the proceeds. FML

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Make believe

By SN MetalMilitia - 03/11/2020 05:02

Today, I once again bought condoms at the gas station to make the people who work there think that I have a sex life. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2010 11:11 - Norway

Today, I bought Plan B for the first time. Not because I had unprotected sex, but to make the cashier think someone would actually sleep with me. FML

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By random0605 - 29/09/2011 05:01 - United States

Today, the clerk at Walmart asked me if the stretch mark cream I was buying was for my wife. I wish I could've said yes. FML

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By danskinnow - 05/10/2009 02:01 - United States

Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML

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By failure - 29/07/2011 06:19 - United States

Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML

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By loser - 09/05/2011 21:12 - United States

Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML

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You deserved it 13 075

Cupcaken 0

Monday 11 April 2011 18:59

if you're old enough to be married, I doubt anyone would think you a **** just for having sex.

geekemo92 0

Monday 11 April 2011 19:02

You care what a cashier at Walmart thinks about you?

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coolhwip_cheez 2

Tuesday 12 April 2011 2:26

good luck removin ur cute lil price tag tatoo

Boomer21 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 2:37

lol that one was great

mousekiller 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 2:37

f your baby's life moms an idiot

kaeleymel 6

Tuesday 12 April 2011 2:41

I work as a cashier and whenever someone buys a pregnancy test I have never even thought about looking for a wedding ring. You're just paranoid.

tameka17 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 3:05

who cares what they think.

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Tuesday 12 April 2011 3:15

But you are

nrelavender 10

Tuesday 12 April 2011 3:42

ydi for thinking just because you have sex before marriage means you're a ****. unless you are a ****. ydi either way.

lalalihsuh 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 3:46

can you say insecure ? lolz

iizcalebhearmero 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 3:46

please dont give about those religious wackos. 

fizzpoplady 3

Tuesday 12 April 2011 3:49

You think you might be preggers and your biggest concern is the opinion of a Wal-Mart cashier? You need to get your priorities straight.

lsswimmer 1

Tuesday 12 April 2011 3:51

well are you?

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Today, I sold some weights that were way too heavy for me on Craigslist. I felt okay with not being able to lift them when I saw the other man, who was a pretty buff dude; that is until of course he informed me he was buying them for his wife. FML

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Today, I realized my girlfriend has way more friends than I do. How did I realize this? She called me to tell me she was at the beach with her friends, and how much fun she was having. I was playing WoW in my room, and my friends don't answer my texts. FML

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Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML

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Today, my wife got so upset I didn't hold her while Snooki from Jersey Shore was crying, that after the episode was done she locked herself in our room crying. Now I have to sleep on the floor of my living room. Thanks Snooki. FML

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Today, I found out that my controlling, verbally abusive ex-boyfriend from nearly four years ago is still obsessed with me. Apparently, he's told everyone back home that he and I are getting married as soon as I finish college. We haven't spoken in over two years. FML

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Today, we live in a world where 10 people on a bus will ignore a man slapping his wife so hard, she falls out of her seat, yet when that same man has a coughing fit, the same 10 people all get mad at him for not wearing a mask. FML

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