By CheeseyPotatoes - 11/04/2011 13:16 - United States

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Today, I wore a fake wedding ring on my left hand when buying a pregnancy test so the cashier at Walmart wouldn't think I'm a slut. FML
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Cupcaken 0

if you're old enough to be married, I doubt anyone would think you a **** just for having sex.

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geekemo92 0

You care what a cashier at Walmart thinks about you?

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CDeCam 9

Have you seen the people that shop at Walmart? I highly doubt that after seeing those people a cashier would really be that shocked or appalled because of your situation.

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cp1338 0

This would be an FML if you wore it on your right hand on accident

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pmacxx 5

I wouldn't think twice of it. Society is so accepting of wedlock pregnancy nowadays

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ya_momma 4

Why would the opinion of a cashier you dont know, matter at all?

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B0nb0N09 12

**** is just a slur word it never really seems to apply to specific things... Please don't think about yourself or other people that way

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blackwidowtaco 31

Jeez. If you're that self conscious, what the hell are you going to do when you have to give birth to the child?

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judea95 16

Lots of people have a child of ether before they get married. Though if you just got knocked up then deal with the consequences

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miyaviichan 27

That's a really good idea...

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