By CheeseyPotatoes - 11/04/2011 13:16 - United States

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Today, I wore a fake wedding ring on my left hand when buying a pregnancy test so the cashier at Walmart wouldn't think I'm a slut. FML
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Cupcaken 0

if you're old enough to be married, I doubt anyone would think you a **** just for having sex.

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geekemo92 0

You care what a cashier at Walmart thinks about you?

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DyingBreed47 4

Why do you care what the cashier at walmart thinks?

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colorguardgeek 8

You could have just faked a phone call to your "sister" and let the cashier overhear you "telling" her that you are buying the pregnancy test now. XD

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HeartAndSoul2011 0

thanks for the idea. I LITERALLY wouldn't have thought of something like that. this is NOT sarcasm, I promise.

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FamiliarStranger 2

Honestly who the hell is that self conscious about what others think? ****.

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ladyboesie 1

you actually can have kids when you're not married without being a ****,

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missbadluk 0

Just because you are possibly pregnant while not married doesn't mean you're a ****. Those two have NOTHING to do with each other. I'm confused by this fml.

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baby_love01 1

America is messed up when it comes to having sex. Just because you aren't married, does not mean you can't have sex. I agree with someone who commented stating that a signed piece of paper shouldn't matter because it doesn't. I don't believe in marriage. Don't try fixing something that isn't broken. Marriage will not make your relationship better. Anyway, why would it really matter what a cashier thought? Do they personally know you? Probably not. Do they actually give a crap that you are getting a pregnancy test? Probably not.

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joyr 5

I am a cashier at Walmart and honestly wouldn't care why you are buying it. I've seen much more weird situation with those types of items that your doesn't even compare too.

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