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By CheeseyPotatoes - 11/04/2011 13:16 - United States

Today, I wore a fake wedding ring on my left hand when buying a pregnancy test so the cashier at Walmart wouldn't think I'm a slut. FML

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By Crissylove10 - 18/01/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I bought a fake "wedding ring" at Target to play a prank on my parents. They kicked me out, saying my "fiancé" can take care of me now. There is no fiancé, and I just lost my job. FML

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Lookalikes

By RonnieG - 22/07/2013 22:30 - United States - Orlando

Today, I confessed to losing my wife's engagement ring, and replacing it with a lookalike months ago. My wife also confessed that her actual engagement ring was locked in the safe, and the one I lost had been a fake. I've been paying the replacement off on my credit card for 6 months. FML

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By unknown - 17/08/2019 02:00 - Canada

Today, my wife figured out I gave her a dollar store ring for our anniversary. FML

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By pookie99 - 17/06/2011 02:17 - United States

Today, I went to sell my wedding rings, due to the fact that I'm getting divorced from a man who cheated on me. The jeweler informed me that the stone in my engagement ring is fake. I won't even be able to cover the divorce costs from the proceeds. FML

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Make believe

By SN MetalMilitia - 03/11/2020 05:02

Today, I once again bought condoms at the gas station to make the people who work there think that I have a sex life. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2010 11:11 - Norway

Today, I bought Plan B for the first time. Not because I had unprotected sex, but to make the cashier think someone would actually sleep with me. FML

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By random0605 - 29/09/2011 05:01 - United States

Today, the clerk at Walmart asked me if the stretch mark cream I was buying was for my wife. I wish I could've said yes. FML

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By danskinnow - 05/10/2009 02:01 - United States

Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML

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By failure - 29/07/2011 06:19 - United States

Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML

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By U_U - 20/10/2013 19:20 - United States

Today, my husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake belly when we have sex. FML

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Cupcaken 0

Monday 11 April 2011 18:59

if you're old enough to be married, I doubt anyone would think you a **** just for having sex.

geekemo92 0

Monday 11 April 2011 19:02

You care what a cashier at Walmart thinks about you?

Comments

amysung 1

Saturday 30 April 2011 18:50

the cashier probably rings in too many pregnancy test purchases that she couldn't care to remember your face, let alone if u ar wearing a ring or not

crossel 1

Sunday 8 May 2011 6:46

stop being a ****. problem solved

colinkb7 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 7:11

clever

thekillerkid 0

Friday 27 May 2011 21:19

If you don't want people to think you're a ****, don't be a ****.

hannahbk 3

Thursday 2 June 2011 5:51

The bigger problem here is that your buying a pregnancy test and you were worried about what a walmart cashier thought.Wow.

DijahP 13

Thursday 2 June 2011 18:33

Who gives a rats ass what a cashier at Walmart thinks?

VeilOfVelvet 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 17:26

It really doesn't matter what the cashier thinks. Whatever you buy is no one's business but your own. I don't know your story, but I'll just say that getting pregnant doesn't make you a ****, as you only have to have sex once with one person. Being a **** technically means you sleep around with a bunch of people, which of course isn't required to get pregnant.