By pops up - 01/12/2011 22:25 - United States

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Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML
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mrz1177 11

Well at least you get presents to ;)

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david12z 0

Damn you must be very attractive of you can give Santa a boner

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Isle23 5

If you were a boy that would be freakin awkward....

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Dallyni 22

Well it is always better to give then receive ;)

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perdix 29

What kind of toys were you asking for? Or were you explaining all the reasons your belonged on the "naughty" list?

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BrotherTheo 31

Santa works hard all year making things to make other people happy. You should be proud you brought a a little pleasure to Ole Saint Nicks life :-p.

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perdix 29

Apparently, he was still "working hard."

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nimzie 0

You're not the only on in the holiday spirit...

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nortwdschick 25

how old r u that u r still sitting on santa's lap??

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