By pops up - 01/12/2011 22:25 - United States

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Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML
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Freeze_fml 16

If you're old enough to know what an erection is you probably shouldn't be sitting on Santa.

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dannyfont 5

My thoughts exactly. Op sounds too old for santa's lap. I call fake

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Isoldael 27

Don't worry, santa only comes once a year, and that's down a chimney :p (sorry, I know that one's old)

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mrbattleman 10

take it as a compliment, you're obviously sexy

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DelilahV 0

Jesus! If I took it as a compliment every time I gave Santa a boner...

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spazz666 18

Or ugly as dirt with a great body and trampy clothing. Just another side of the spectrum for you to consider.

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laxmtl28 6

ur hair is too sick!!! you r BEAUTIFULL

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FYLDeep 25

Reminds me of back in nineteen hundred and ninety-five when I, as a wee lad, sat on Santa's lap. Unfortunately, that was the year Jerry Sandusky was Santa.

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FYLDeep 25

That's what I said. He didn't listen.

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angelflightmode 1

I know you can wear a sock over an erection, but that must've been the worst Christmas present from Santa:/

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spazz666 18

Hahahahaha I see what you did there. STOCKING STUFFER!

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mushyman 0

I guess he wants a present... From you

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PinkFun1969 9

"Santa is that your cell phone in your pocket or you just happy to see me." That's just wrong. I want some green bubble gum. BAD

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cheesezebra 4

If you're old enough to know what an erection is, you're too old sit on Santa's lap.

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